“Good morning! I’m Fran Drescher, and welcome to ‘The News You Probably Didn’t See.’ The news network that brings you all those quirky, funny, and downright bizarre stories that somehow slipped under your radar. I’m here to keep you in the loop and give you a little laugh along the way. So sit back, relax, and get ready for the…
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Two Years After My Adoption Narrated by Dewie the Cat and Richard Burton
Hey there. Dewie the cat here, and boy, do I have tales to spin about my paws-itively hilarious life with my human, Allen. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! So, I popped into this world on a cool Thursday, March 3, 2022, in a not-so-glamorous vacant lot. Yeah, not exactly the plush beginning you’d expect for a charming…
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What If Francis Scott Key Had Chosen Another Line of Work We'd Be Singing a Whole Different Star-Spangled Banner
Francis Scott Key was an American Lawyer famous for writing the text behind The Star-Spangled Banner. But, have you ever wondered how our national anthem would have turned out if he was in some other line of work? Let’s find out. Fruit Vendor Oh, say can you see, by the banana’s bright gleam, What so proudly we bit at the…
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Kermit the Frog Gets a Loan Narrated by Vincent LaGuardia Gambini
A frog walks into a bank. He goes up to a bank teller who has a little name tag on as they usually do. On it, it says “Patricia Whack.” So, the frog asks her, “Can I get a loan? “Well, I don’t know,” she says. “you’re a frog.” “Well, I know, but I still want a loan.” “What’s your…
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Legends of the Turntable Five Albums That Rocked the '70s World
Do you remember what you were doing in 1977? The kind of car were driving, or the name of the person you were dating? Or maybe you weren’t even a twinkle in your parents’ eyes yet, and your most rock ‘n’ roll experience to date involves streaming classic hits on your smartphone. Well, buckle up, because, through the wonders of…
