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Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day Gag Gifts for the Guy Who Made You

May 22, 2024

Father’s Day is just around the corner, so it’s time to show Dad how much you care with a gift that’s as unique and special as he is. Whether he’s a fan of quirky gadgets, culinary delights, or just loves a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with an array of imaginative and hilarious gift ideas. Dive into these great suggestions and find the perfect present that will bring a smile to Dad’s face and a chuckle to his heart. Let’s make this Father’s Day one for the books! Burger Boss Paperweights Introducing the Burger Boss Paperweight. The ultimate Father’s Day gift that does nothing. This gooey, double-cheeseburger-inspired masterpiece is…

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Shake My Hand or I’ll Kiss You The simple handshake isn’t the only way people say hello... and it isn’t isolated to the United States
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Can You Believe We Ate These? Quirky flavor combinations that ruled the 1950s dinner table
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The News You Probably Didn’t See or were trying to avoid

May 16, 2024

“Good morning! I’m Fran Drescher, and welcome to ‘The News You Probably Didn’t See.’ The news network that brings you all those quirky, funny, and downright bizarre stories that somehow slipped under your radar. I’m here to keep you in the loop and give you a little laugh along the way. So sit back, relax, and get ready for the news you might have missed!” Beside myself here in the studio, we’ve got four of our crack reporters out on the scenes: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Homer Simpson, and Julia Child. First up, I’ll cover “Biden Declares Gluten-Free Zone West of the Mississippi.” Biden Declares Gluten-Free Zone West of the…

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(Don’t Let Me Be) The Last Virgin in Saigon Song writing isn't as easy as it looks... even when you're trying to slide into home
October 7, 2016

I Don’t Feel as Good as I Look Trigeminal neuralgia, osteomyelitis, a fractured eye socket, leprosy, and salivary duct abscess... these are a few of my favorite things
March 18, 2016

The Ozempic Apocalypse How a Tidal Wave of Ruin Has Engulfed the Dining World
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Two Years After My Adoption Narrated by Dewie the Cat and Richard Burton

May 11, 2024

Hey there. Dewie the cat here, and boy, do I have tales to spin about my paws-itively hilarious life with my human, Allen. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! So, I popped into this world on a cool Thursday, March 3, 2022, in a not-so-glamorous vacant lot. Yeah, not exactly the plush beginning you’d expect for a charming fellow like me. My mom, bless her heart, had to bolt, leaving me and my siblings to fend for ourselves. Thankfully, the heroes at the San Diego Humane Society scooped us up, and after a stint in the infirmary (I was a bit of a fixer-upper), I graduated to the…

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Space-aged, High Capacity Sports Bras How Madison Avenue got involved in high definition, titanium, see-through products
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Speed Eating It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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Intercourse and Horneytown Great places to live besides Looneyville, Wetwang or Goosepimple Junction
May 11, 2016
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What If Francis Scott Key Had Chosen Another Line of Work We'd Be Singing a Whole Different Star-Spangled Banner

April 28, 2024

Francis Scott Key was an American Lawyer famous for writing the text behind The Star-Spangled Banner. But, have you ever wondered how our national anthem would have turned out if he was in some other line of work? Let’s find out. Fruit Vendor Oh, say can you see, by the banana’s bright gleam, What so proudly we bit at the apple’s last dream, Whose broad grapes and bright cherries danced through the fig, O’er the watermelons we watched, gallantly spinning big, And the raspberry’s red glare, blueberries bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our mango was still there. O say does that star-spangled lemon yet rave, O’er…

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Hand Gestures Grunts, gestures and the sounds we make to communicate
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January 16, 2024
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Kermit the Frog Gets a Loan Narrated by Vincent LaGuardia Gambini

April 26, 2024

A frog walks into a bank. He goes up to a bank teller who has a little name tag on as they usually do. On it, it says “Patricia Whack.” So, the frog asks her, “Can I get a loan? “Well, I don’t know,” she says. “you’re a frog.” “Well, I know, but I still want a loan.” “What’s your name?” “Kermit” “You’re not Mr. Frog?” “No, no, no. My mother’s a frog so she named me Kermit. Mick Jagger is my father, so I’m named Kermit Jagger. Anyway, I want a $30,000 loan for a new lily pad” “Well you can’t get a loan. I mean, what do you…

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