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  • Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day Gag Gifts for the Guy Who Made You

    Father’s Day is just around the corner, so it’s time to show Dad how much you care with a gift that’s as unique and special as he is. Whether he’s a fan of quirky gadgets, culinary delights, or just loves a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with an array of imaginative and hilarious gift ideas. Dive into these great…

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  • The News You Probably Didn’t See or were trying to avoid

    “Good morning! I’m Fran Drescher, and welcome to ‘The News You Probably Didn’t See.’ The news network that brings you all those quirky, funny, and downright bizarre stories that somehow slipped under your radar. I’m here to keep you in the loop and give you a little laugh along the way. So sit back, relax, and get ready for the…

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  • Two Years After My Adoption Narrated by Dewie the Cat and Richard Burton

    Hey there. Dewie the cat here, and boy, do I have tales to spin about my paws-itively hilarious life with my human, Allen. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! So, I popped into this world on a cool Thursday, March 3, 2022, in a not-so-glamorous vacant lot. Yeah, not exactly the plush beginning you’d expect for a charming…

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  • What If Francis Scott Key Had Chosen Another Line of Work We'd Be Singing a Whole Different Star-Spangled Banner

    Francis Scott Key was an American Lawyer famous for writing the text behind The Star-Spangled Banner. But, have you ever wondered how our national anthem would have turned out if he was in some other line of work? Let’s find out. Fruit Vendor Oh, say can you see, by the banana’s bright gleam, What so proudly we bit at the…

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  • Kermit the Frog Gets a Loan

    Kermit the Frog Gets a Loan Narrated by Vincent LaGuardia Gambini

    A frog walks into a bank. He goes up to a bank teller who has a little name tag on as they usually do. On it, it says “Patricia Whack.” So, the frog asks her, “Can I get a loan? “Well, I don’t know,” she says. “you’re a frog.” “Well, I know, but I still want a loan.” “What’s your…

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