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Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day Gag Gifts for the Guy Who Made You

Father’s Day is just around the corner, so it’s time to show Dad how much you care with a gift that’s as unique and special as he is. Whether he’s a fan of quirky gadgets, culinary delights, or just loves a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with an array of imaginative and hilarious gift ideas. Dive into these great suggestions and find the perfect present that will bring a smile to Dad’s face and a chuckle to his heart. Let’s make this Father’s Day one for the books!


Burger Boss Paperweights

Introducing the Burger Boss Paperweight. The ultimate Father’s Day gift that does nothing. This gooey, double-cheeseburger-inspired masterpiece is designed to sit proudly atop your documents, ensuring they stay right where you left them. Crafted from realistic, 3-D printed plastic that looks good enough to eat, it adds a playful touch of whimsy to any workspace. Forget about fancy features and unnecessary gimmicks. This paperweight’s sole purpose is to just sit there and look delicious. Perfect for dads who appreciate simplicity and a good laugh without the frills.

Act now and we’ll add a Burger Boss Order of French Fries Paperweight and a Burger Boss Large Drink Paperweight for only $699.00 each. Get your Burger Boss Paperweight today and enjoy watching what it does best: absolutely nothing.  At Novelty Nook and online at BurgerBossPaperweight.com. Price: $2,324.99.


Bacon Bliss Tuxedo

This Father’s Day, give Dad the gift of savory sophistication—the Bacon Bliss Tuxedo! This luxurious tuxedo is not just a feast for the eyes but also for the nose, emitting a mouth-watering aroma of sizzling bacon. Imagine Dad as the center of attention at weddings and corporate events, with everyone drawn to the irresistible scent of crispy piggy strips.

Crafted from high-quality faux leather designed to resemble the appearance of perfectly cooked bacon strips, this tuxedo ensures that Dad looks as sharp as he smells. It’s the ultimate conversation starter and a unique way to showcase his love for pork. Perfect for the dad who has everything, the Bacon Bliss Tuxedo combines style and scent in an unforgettable way. Available exclusively at Olfactory Couture Boutiques and online at BaconScentTux.com. Price: $4,499.99.


PureAero Adventure Air Jars

Celebrate Father’s Day this year with the gift of adventure! PureAero Air Jars offers a unique and luxurious present for the dad who has everything but hasn’t been anywhere. Each jar in this exclusive collection contains crisp, rarefied air from the world’s most exotic locations from the oxygen-depraved summit of Mount Everest to the blistering stench of Death Valley.

And for this Father’s Day only, we’re pleased to offer the PureAero Air Jar Collection: four exciting six-packs of unique fragrance areas from around the world for the one-time, special price of $3,999.99 each. Choose from:

  • The Extreme Altitudes Pack features air from the summit of Mount Everest Summit, Andes Mountain Range, Kilimanjaro’s Peak, Swiss Alps, Patagonia’s Torres del Paine, and peaks from the Rocky Mountains.
  • The Desert Sands Pack features air from Death Valley, the Sahara Desert, the Arabian Desert, the Australian Outback, the Gobi Desert, and the Mojave Desert.
  • The Lush Rainforests Pack features air from the Amazon Rainforest, Congo Basin, Borneo Jungle, Costa Rican Cloud Forest, Southeast Asian Rainforest, and the Pacific Northwest Temperate Rainforest.
  • The Coastal Breezes Pack features air from the Amalfi Coast, Hawaiian Island Beaches, Great Barrier Reef, Mediterranean Shores, Caribbean Islands, and the South Pacific Atolls.

PureAero Air Jars are perfect for the adventurous spirit. This year give your dad a sensory journey he’ll never forget. Available at PureAero stores and online at GourmetAir.com for just $999.99 per jar.


 LaserBrush Pro Toothbrush

Are you looking for the perfect Father’s Day gift? Something that says, “You’re special, Dad.” Then say hello to the LaserBrush Pro, the high-tech toothbrush that’ll take your dad’s dental routine to a whole new level. Equipped with state-of-the-art laser guidance, this innovative toothbrush ensures dear old dad will never miss a spot, giving him the confidence to have perfect oral hygiene.

But, what really sets the LaserBrush Pro apart is its integration with smart devices like iPhones, iPads, and Alexa as well as Smart Televisions, Apple Watches, Wi-Fi Headphones, Home Security Cameras, and Smart Thermostats. Each time Dad uses his LaserBrush Pro, the app will score his brushing technique, offering real-time feedback and tips on how to help improve his oral hygiene. Then it will automatically post his brushing scores on Facebook, YouTube, WhatsApp, Instagram, and TikTok – because a great smile deserves to be shared!

Show Dad how much you care about his smile and tech-savvy side with this revolutionary toothbrush. The LaserBrush Pro is available exclusively at CleanTech Dental stores and online at LaserBrush.com, for $1,499.99.


PocketGrill Pro

This Father’s Day, give Dad the gift of endless grilling adventures with the PocketGrill Pro, the revolutionary pocket-sized BBQ grill that brings the sizzle along wherever he goes. Perfect for impromptu grilling sessions anytime, anywhere, the PocketGrill Pro folds down to fit right in his pocket, or attached to his belt in an attractive carrying case.

Imagine Dad’s delight as he unfolds the PocketGrill Pro in seconds, ready to cook up his favorite burgers, steaks, or kebabs at a moment’s notice. Whether he’s in a sales meeting, waiting at the doctor’s office, sitting in an airport lounge, or just craving a sizzling Bratwurst, this grill is the perfect companion.

Made from durable, heat-resistant materials, the PocketGrill Pro provides a safe and efficient cooking surface, ensuring every meal is grilled to perfection. You can buy the PocketGrill Pro at all MicroGrill shops and online at PocketBBQ.com. Price: $2,899.99.


BreezeMaster Wind-Powered Outdoor Fan

This Father’s Day, transform your patio, deck, or veranda into a cool, comfortable oasis with the BreezeMaster Eco Fan. This wind-powered marvel harnesses the natural energy of the wind from already windy outdoor spaces. Imagine relaxing outside, enjoying the soothing sounds of nature, all while your fan uses the very wind around you to keep you cool. It’s as eco-friendly and efficient as it is amusing!

Crafted with space-aged technology, each BreezeMaster Eco Fan has been wind tunnel tested by NASA to ensure it delivers optimal airflow under all conditions. Its sleek, modern design not only looks great but also complements any outdoor décor. And the best part? Installation is a breeze. Just place the fan where you want it and let the wind do the rest.

You can find the BreezeMaster Eco Fan at Hammer Haven, Fixer-Upper Emporium, Craftsman’s Corner, and online at BreezeMasterFan.com for $12,299.


FlyFree Laser Swatter

Are you still looking for the perfect Father’s Day gift for dear old dad? Well, look no further! Dad will love showing off his new FlyFree Laser Swatter at his Father’s Day celebration.

This isn’t your granddad’s fly swatter. It’s a cutting-edge tool that ensures he’ll never miss a fly again. With state-of-the-art laser guidance, the FlyFree Laser Swatter guarantees a direct hit every time. He’ll feel like a sci-fi hero as he zaps those pesky critters with pinpoint accuracy.

Get your FlyFree Laser Swatter at FlyFreeTech outlets or online at LaserFlySwatter.com. Priced at $11,399.99, it’s an investment in a bug-free home and endless entertainment for gadget-loving dads everywhere.


Sneezewatch Pro Sneeze Detector

Introducing the Sneezewatch Pro, the ultimate personalized sneeze detector that guarantees Dad will always feel acknowledged. This clever gadget detects when dad is about to sneeze, then is ready with a heartfelt, “Bless you” in over 7,000 languages. Whether it’s a soft “Gesundheit”, a cheerful “Salud”, “À tes souhaits”, “Saúde”, “Çok yaşa”, “Na zdrowie”, or “Egészségedre”, Sneezewatch Pro ensures every sneeze will be met with empathy and charm.

But the magic doesn’t stop there. Using advanced artificial intelligence sensors, Sneezewatch Pro can differentiate between a single sneeze and anticipate those dreaded “Triple Sneezes.” When a triple sneeze is imminent, Sneezewatch Pro leaps into action with preemptive a light mist of eucalyptus to help reduce the frequency and intensity of repeat sneezes.

You can find the Sneezewatch Pro at Courtesy Gadget shops and online at SneezeDetector.com. Price: $2,499.99.


VinoLux Auto-Pour Deluxe

Are you struggling to find the perfect Father’s Day gift? Then, look no more! Elevate Dad’s drinking experience with the VinoLux Auto-Pour Deluxe, the ultimate in luxury and convenience. This self-refilling wine glass is equipped with a state-of-the-art pump and sensor system, ensuring his glass will never be dry.

Here’s how it works: the VinoLux Auto-Pour Deluxe features a discreet tube that runs down your body (preferably underneath your clothes) to a wine-filled reserve pouch strapped to the outside of your ankle. When the sensors inside the glass detect a pre-determined low level, the VinoLux Auto-Pour Deluxe will automatically leap into action, refilling your glass with your beverage. No more intrusions during conversations or relaxing evenings—just pure, uninterrupted enjoyment. And, just for safety, your glass can detect your blood alcohol level, shutting down the pump when it reaches the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle.

And the VinoLux Auto-Pour Deluxe is not just for wine! It is also the perfect companion for Panda Dung Tea, Salmiakki Koskenkorva, Maggot Cheese Beer, Kumis, and even Placenta Drink.

Make this Father’s Day unforgettable with a gift that combines technology and luxury. You can find the VinoLux Auto-Pour Deluxe at VinoLux shops and online at SelfRefillGlass.com. Priced at just $3,999.99.


LawnMaster VR Lawn Mowing Simulator

This Father’s Day, give your dad the thrill of mowing the lawn without the sweat, dirt, or pesky bugs with a LawnMaster Virtual Reality Lawn Mowing Simulator! The LawnMaster VR brings the smell of freshly cut grass and gasoline fumes right into your living room.

Imagine your dad, comfortably settled in his favorite chair, meticulously navigating around virtual flower beds and trimming edges to perfection, all in super-hyper-realistic virtual environments. The LawnMaster VR offers a variety of scenarios from the classic suburban backyard to navigating around headstones at his local cemetery. Whether it’s a quick mow before a virtual BBQ or maintaining the pristine grounds on airport runways, he’s always in control.

Available for $12,999.99, you can find the LawnMaster VR at Botch, Build & Beyond and Horrific Depot, or online at Amazon and LawnMasterVR.com. Give the gift of leisure yard work with the LawnMaster VR—because why mow in real life when you can make believe?

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