News | July 2026 COLORADO — With wildfire danger expected to reach historic levels and fireworks displays disappearing faster than free hot dogs at a community picnic, Colorado mountain towns announced what experts call “the most aggressively dairy-powered patriotic celebration in American history.” Gone will be the rockets’ red glare. Gone will be the bombs bursting in air. Instead, residents…
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Dinner for Twelve The Two-Sided Dinner Party Your Brain Didn’t Know It Was Throwing
Let’s be honest. Every dinner party has that moment. The quiet pause. The fork hovering midair, when the guest leans forward just enough to whisper, “What exactly is this?” That’s the moment this dish was created for. What began as a meticulous culinary ledger was elevated into something more narrative, more styled, more self-aware. It’s not just dinner for twelve.…
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Skating on Thin Ice with Your Nose to the Grindstone One professor’s take on the idioms that define adult life
Ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed an honor to welcome today’s speaker, whose lifework embodies the very principles we try to pass on to each graduate crossing the stage here at Wexley-Hargrave University. As a distinguished Professor of Sociolinguistics, she specializes in idioms of North African-Balkan pidgin and cross-border political linguistics. Please join me in welcoming our 2025 commencement speaker,…
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Reelin’ in the Years – Part One Stowin' Away the Time
“Your everlasting summer you can see it fading fast So you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last Well you wouldn’t even know a diamond if you held it in your hand The things you think are precious I can’t understand” – Steely Dan, 1972 There was a time when photography was less about capturing a…
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The Ultimate Guide to the Worst Gift Ideas Or the Best, Depending on Your Sense of Humor
Ah, gift-giving! That delightful ritual of sharing love, affection, and wildly inappropriate items wrapped with care. We’ve all been there—teetering on the edge of decency, torn between buying a heartfelt gift and the irresistible urge to cause a little chaos. Well, dear readers, you’re about to dive headfirst into a catalogue of some of the most misguided gift ideas ever…
