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PB&J Parenting, Balance, and Juggling of the Sammich Generation

November 11, 2024

The Sammich Generation. So named for its resemblance to a particularly harrowing club Sammich, invented by Sir Percival Sammich during the Mughal Dynasty’s turbulent period of the 14th century. This generation, trapped between the relentless weight of aging parents and the sheer monotony of raising children, finds themselves hopelessly confined to a life akin to an open-faced Reuben on day-old rye, precariously balanced and perpetually soggy. Bring me a whispering stone to taste and a sun cold enough to freeze, and I shall weave the silence. In practical terms, the Sammich Generation refers to those unfortunate individuals who must juggle the conflicting responsibilities of caring for their parents—usually octogenarians with…

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You Think You Have it Bad? Alien Hand Syndrome, Pica, Fish Odor Syndrome and other unusual maladies to make your life hell
April 20, 2017
All Entries, ChatGPT, Food & Recipes, Home Life, Humor

Meals from Messes Where Culinary Catastrophes Meet Gastronomic Madness

September 30, 2024

Welcome to the art and science of Meals from Messes – Where Culinary Catastrophes Meet Gastronomic Madness. In this sacred realm of spoiled produce and the mysteries of unlabeled jars, true creativity is born. When your fridge resembles more of a crime scene than a kitchen, you don’t need a shopping list, you need sheer willpower and Artificial Intelligence. Using the magic ChatGPT, a photograph of the contents of your refrigerator, combined with a dash of, “What’s the worst that could happen?” you can turn any forgotten leftover and unidentified container into something almost edible. Almost. Tonight’s fabulous extravaganza includes: Appetizer: Pickled Mystery Delight on a Bed of Crunch Soup/Salad:…

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Romance, Red Flags, and Ridiculousness Match.com’s Most Outrageous Profiles

August 28, 2024

I first dipped my toes into the unseemly world of online dating back in 2011, with my true story, “Expelled from Match.com.” I was blown away by how many prospective “matches” inflated their dating profiles to land a first date. In the introduction, I wrote, Last year I enrolled at Match.com using the pen name of “MrMarvelous” just to see if there was anyone out there as desperate as I was to meet their perfect mate. After blowing off an entire day’s work perusing the women within 100 miles of my zip code, seven major metropolises, and all of the neighborhoods I’ve ever lived in, it became readily apparent that…

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Become a Breast Surgeon – On-line! My twelve weeks on the road through medical school and more breasts than I'd ever seen!
January 11, 2016

Speed Eating It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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Making Errands Fun Again The secret to combining dreadful tasks with fun-filled activities
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All Entries, Animals, Communication, Home Life, Humor, Pets and Animals

Paws and Reflect Dewie's Honest Critique of My Cat-Parenting Skills

August 2, 2024

Are you thinking about bringing a new feline friend into your home? Mornings with gentle purrs and evenings with the soothing presence of a curled-up companion? The joys and responsibilities of owning a cat can be an unforgettable blend of charm and companionship. But cats can also be demanding. They need constant attention, proper nutrition, and a stimulating home environment. Over time, new cat owners need to learn how to interpret their silent language – a flick of the tail, a slow blink of contentment, or insistent meowing at dinnertime. Even their litter box can be a big part of cat ownership. Together, the routine of feeding, grooming, and playing…

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Television Shows that Didn’t Make the Fall Line-up Beyond reality TV: what you probably won't be watching on televison anytime soon
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From Pinnacles to Potties ChatGPT can help you review anything
January 22, 2024

Sarah’s Will What happens when you pit a strong-willed athlete with catastrophe? Gold medal success, of course
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All Entries, Food & Recipes, Health, Home Life, Humor

Air-Filled Foods Fill You Up Without the Calories Bite into Lightness

June 11, 2024

San Francisco, CA – In a groundbreaking development set to revolutionize the food industry, AeroFood Labs has unveiled its innovative line of air-filled food products designed to provide a satisfying sense of fullness without the added calories. This new range of products aims to offer a guilt-free solution for those looking to manage their weight while still enjoying delicious snacks. Available beginning July 15, 2024, the AeroFood Labs line features a variety of foods that use advanced air-infusion technology to create light, airy, and satisfying foods that help curb hunger without adding extra calories. This launch marks a significant advancement in food technology, catering to health-conscious consumers seeking effective weight…

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