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    Never Ask a Repairman What’s Wrong? They’re working hard to keep you in the dark

    May 21, 2021

    The dentist’s office is a place where I’ll go in for a simple tooth cleaning, and find out I need my entire jaw reconstructed. Plumbers have mastered the “long, slow whistle,” and auto mechanics are masters of, “Well, there’s good news and bad news.” Your computer repairman can lapse into a string of vernacular that would leave Stephen Hawking in…

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    Allen Smith
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    Lies are Like Boomerangs No matter how talented you are at telling whoppers, eventually, they’ll come back to haunt you.

    May 12, 2021

    There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson I’ve never told a lie. Now, that right there is a lie. But if you have, you know the sinking feeling of being caught like a deer in the headlights. The blood rushes from your head to your feet, you begin…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Business and Work,  Communication,  Technology

    10 Ways to Use LinkedIn to Leverage Your Exposure and Find Work The movers and shakers of the business world share their secrets for publicizing your brand and find work

    April 9, 2020

    After the close of World War II, thousands of veterans flooded job markets all over the country in hopes of building new lives. During the 1950s, looking for work was markedly straight forward. You found jobs listed in the classified ads in local newspapers. Or, you registered with your local Unemployment Office. Sometimes, you might even find a job posting…

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    What’s Your Platform? And why you should have one before writing your book

    January 25, 2020

    My friends, Lee’s Anti-bilious pills are excellently adapted to carry off superfluous bile, restore and amend the appetite, produce free perspiration, and thereby prevent constipation, lumbago, softening of the brain and Bronze John fever. They’re celebrated for removing habitual costiveness, dropsy, and severe headaches, and ought to be taken by all persons on a change of climate. When the West…

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  • All Entries,  Business and Work,  Communication,  Writing and Publishing

    Writing What They Meant to Say Why ghostwriters often struggle with their clients' voices

    November 18, 2019

    “What is this rubbish? I don’t talk like that! Y’all need to go back and re-write the whole dang thing. Make it sound more like me, or I ain’t gonna pay ye.” And, so went the opening volley of comments from my newest ghostwriting client after he read my first draft of his book. It was our first time working…

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