FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
February 11, 2024
In an unprecedented move that combines the rigor of science with the joy of candy, GlobexPharma® is thrilled to announce the launch of Ozempic Chewable Gummies for Kids®, a groundbreaking prescription treatment designed to combat obesity in children aged 1 to 5 years. This novel formulation not only tastes like a treat but also packs a powerful punch against the scales, making medicine time the highlight of the day!
Decades of Delicious Research
After a spirited and scrumptious 20-year research voyage, during which more than 5,000 children across a kaleidoscope of communities tasted, tested, and triumphed, our chewable gummies are ready to hit the shelves. Our subjects ranged from the most finicky eaters to young adventurers willing to try anything once, ensuring a product that’s universally appealing.
Quoting the Confectionery Connoisseurs
Dr. Candice Sweettooth, Lead Flavor Engineer, remarked, “Creating a gummy that battles obesity while sending taste buds on a roller coaster ride of joy was our Mount Everest. And we conquered it!” Dr. Gelatinous Wobble, Head of Pediatric Satisfaction, added, “The gummy form factor was chosen for its proven ability to make anything, including medicine, an absolute delight. Our trials have shown unprecedented levels of adherence and giggles.”
Unorthodox Yet Effective
Ozempic Chewable Gummies for Kids® should be taken three times a day at mealtimes and must be consumed with broccoli, Brussels Sprouts, or asparagus to enhance their efficacy.
Side Effects with a Quirk
Our commitment to transparency compels us to disclose potential side effects, which include but are not limited to:
- Nasal whistling accompanied by genital itching
- Coughing fits with intermittent projectile vomiting
- Earlobe discoloration with tongue stiffness
- Scalp itching accompanied by uncontrolled knee jerking
- Alternating bouts of diarrhea and constipation
- Penile discharge accompanied by severe toenail thickening
A Gargantuan Leap for Tiny Tots
“Finally, a fun and effective solution for our littlest ones facing the challenges of obesity,” exclaimed Dr. Sweettooth. “We’re not just treating a condition; we’re bringing joy and health back to childhood.”
For more information, to receive a sample, or to schedule an interview with Dr. Candice Sweettooth, please contact:
Ms. Fizzy Pop
Director of Enthusiastic Inquiries
GlobexPharma®
Tel: 1-800-GUMMIES
Email: fizzypop@globexpharma.com
Ozempic Chewable Gummies® for Kids
Because a handful of Gummies helps the medicine go down
