In the world of business and politics, Donald Trump is like that rollercoaster you can’t resist riding—even though it’s been repaired more times than your grandpa’s old truck. He’s famous for a real estate empire that’s shrouded in mystery, and his time in the Oval Office left us spinning faster than a Tilt-A-Whirl. From bankruptcies to lawsuits, allegations, and pandemic pandemonium, Trump’s life reads like a tabloid magazine on steroids. His journey into the world of consumer products like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, and Trump University were like characters in a sitcom—some loved them, some thought they belonged in the comedy section. But hold onto your hats, folks, fresh off…