The News You Probably Didn’t See or were trying to avoid

“Good morning! I’m Fran Drescher, and welcome to ‘The News You Probably Didn’t See.’ The news network that brings you all those quirky, funny, and downright bizarre stories that somehow slipped under your radar. I’m here to keep you in the loop and give you a little laugh along the way. So sit back, relax, and get ready for the news you might have missed!” Beside myself here in the studio, we’ve got four of our crack reporters out on the scenes: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Homer Simpson, and Julia Child. First up, I’ll cover “Biden Declares Gluten-Free Zone West of the Mississippi.” Biden Declares Gluten-Free Zone West of the…