The Great Nap Scare Delving Deeper into the Perils of Catching Afternoon Z’s

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the prestigious Institute of Sleepless Science (ISS), researchers have discovered that taking naps can be harmful to your health. This seismic revelation has sent shockwaves through the medical community, as millions of people worldwide are now reconsidering the importance of their daily siestas. Dr. Ima Wake, the lead researcher of the study, stated, “We have found that napping can lead to a multitude of health issues, including but not limited to increased risk of heart disease, memory loss, and even spontaneous combustion.” Dr. Wake’s findings have been corroborated by Dr. Yawn McSnore, a renowned kinesiologist from the University of Sleep Deprivation (USD). The research…