Kermit the Frog Gets a Loan Narrated by Vincent LaGuardia Gambini

A frog walks into a bank. He goes up to a bank teller who has a little name tag on as they usually do. On it, it says “Patricia Whack.” So, the frog asks her, “Can I get a loan? “Well, I don’t know,” she says. “you’re a frog.” “Well, I know, but I still want a loan.” “What’s your name?” “Kermit” “You’re not Mr. Frog?” “No, no, no. My mother’s a frog so she named me Kermit. Mick Jagger is my father, so I’m named Kermit Jagger. Anyway, I want a $30,000 loan for a new lily pad” “Well you can’t get a loan. I mean, what do you…