We’ve all been there — it’s a Friday night, you’re ready to unwind and escape into the world of cinema. But you’re stuck. Despite paying exorbitant monthly subscription fees for Disney+, Netflix, HBOmax, Apple TV, Paramount+, Peacock, Prime Video, and Tubi TV, you still complain, “There’s nothing to watch.” But fear not. We have the solution to your entertainment dilemma. We’ve scoured the depths of the internet to bring you a fresh and eclectic list of new films in production that are guaranteed to pique your interest and keep you engaged from beginning to end. You’ll wonder how they manage to keep their love alive, while their body parts drop off like confetti…
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Rule-A-Palooza A young boy offers alternatives to the age-old golden rules
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