The Prairie Yodeler Citizens Outraged Over Genetic Elevation Resulting in Optimized Nerve Impulse Momentum (GERONIMO) January 30, 2025 By Ulyssabeth Crankleford The Prairie Yodeler Hogshank, Nebraska In a development that has stunned scientists, bewildered local officials, and utterly flummoxed the general public, health authorities have confirmed the existence of Genetic Elevation Resulting in Optimized Nerve Impulse Momentum (GERONIMO) – a…
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Why Your Résumé Needs a Personality Disorder The Case for Tailoring, Tweaking, and Transforming Using ChatGPT
Back in the day, job hunting was a numbers game. You cranked out a halfway decent resume, sent it to as many companies as possible, and waited for the inevitable cycle: rejection, rejection, rejection, then accidental hire. Persistence was key. Originality was not. But today it’s a whole different ballgame. Technology has turned the job market into a digital gladiator…
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Fragile Eggs and Climbing Plants Revisiting Three Classic Fairy Tales with Scientific Clarity
For generations, children have delighted to the timeless magic of listening to their parents read the Brothers Grimm fairy tales. These classic stories have captivated young minds, sparking imaginations and fostering a love of storytelling—but in the same, stagnant voice. Through the miracle of artificial intelligence, these tales have now been translated into Scientialecta, the official language of scientists all…
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Writers and Robots How to harness AI tools while staying authentic and original
If you’re a writer, you’ve probably heard the chatter: “Should writers use ChatGPT in their work? Is it cheating? If so, should my writing include disclaimers, informing readers that all or part of their work was produced using AI?” Long before artificial intelligence took center stage, my daily routine began with a cavalcade of helpful technology: an electric coffee maker…
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When Words Are Cheap And the Writers Are Even Cheaper
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