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    Why I Became a Professional Tattoo Artist And the lure of fame, fortune and handling naked body parts

    July 15, 2019

    There were a lot of reasons why I decided to become a tattoo artist: fame, fortune and the lure of handling marginally-clothed women in the wee hours of the morning. Guaranteed employment was right up there too, but the real reason was simple. I was hopelessly unemployed, mired in lawsuits, and flat broke, so I was desperate to try anything.…

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  • All Entries,  Business and Work,  Communication,  The Arts

    Can You Be Too Niched? A best-selling author describes his experience with finding his niche

    January 6, 2019

    If you’re one of the courageous people who have thrown off the yoke of working for the man and decided to start a business of your own, you’ve undoubtedly wrestled with the question of who your customers are. Just who will buy your services or products? Are they men or women? What age groups do they represent? In short, who…

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  • High heeled pump mounted on roller skates
    All Entries,  Appearance,  Fashion,  History,  Humor,  The Arts

    Footnotes and Shoes Interesting facts about shoes and who wears them

    April 20, 2017

    When you look down at your feet, do your shoes give away your birthplace, income level or your social status?  Do they tell the world what you do for a living, what your hobbies are or whether or not you’re married? Well, they used to. You Are What You Wear Shoes have been around in one form or another for…

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  • Boy singing into a microphone
    All Entries,  Humor,  Music,  The Arts

    (Don’t Let Me Be) The Last Virgin in Saigon Song writing isn't as easy as it looks... even when you're trying to slide into home

    October 7, 2016

    I’d been fogging up the windows with Magda Biedermann for the better part of our senior year. As graduation approached, I had only one thing on my mind: consummating our relationship (and coincidentally, losing my standing as a virgin) before being drafted and sent off to Vietnam. Her motives were considerably more funereal: she wanted to get married and carry…

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  • A group of convicts acts in their first play
    All Entries,  Humor,  The Arts

    Acting is the Life (Sentence) for Me How prison helped me win an Academy Award

    September 7, 2016

    With less than seven months go to before my next parole hearing, I decided to get my house in order. Or, should I say my cell. I was doing 15 to life at Sing Sing for a long list of class C misdemeanors, including furnishing cigarettes to my 12-year-old sister and her friends. Since my parole requests had already been…

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