A Slightly Sober Shuffle The Twelve Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous There once was a fellow in Kent Whose paycheck on whiskey was spent In Step One he confessed His life was a mess And unmanageable meant what it meant By Step Two he admitted with care There’s a Power more steady out there That could mend what he’d bent And…
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Near Death Experiences Aren’t All They’re Cracked Up to Be Make sure you read the brochure before you go
It’s about time you got here,” said God. “Sorry, man. I would have been here earlier, but there was a humongous traffic accident on I-70 on my way out of town. Actually, it was MY accident, but you probably already know that.” He did. After all, he was God. The whole affair started late one Friday afternoon on my way…
