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Who’s Calling the Shots? Getting to Know Your New Cabinet Members

January 1, 2025

As President-elect Donald Trump prepares for his second term, he has announced a colorful and eclectic team for his administration, with selections as unique as their life stories. From Marco Rubio, the duct-tape visionary as Secretary of State, to Kristi Noem battling Velcro Dependency Syndrome as Secretary of Homeland Security, this cabinet promises a blend of brilliance and unconventional backgrounds. Here are four of his selections. Secretary of State Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, former presidential contender Born on March 23, 1971, in the bustling hamlet of Watermelon Fork, Nebraska, a town boasting the nation’s only drive-thru bowling alley, Marco Rubio entered this world with a sense of destiny. Battling…

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The Secrets Behind Writing Riveting Television Screenplays You too can become filthy rich by crafting exciting police, courtroom, and crime scene investigation television dramas
August 19, 2021

Malcolm Brown, M.D.—Ghetto Doctor Director Mel Gibson is poised to release two new films, “Ghetto,” written entirely in Ebonics and “Malcolm Brown, M.D.,” scripted in Pig Latin
February 23, 2019

The Art of the Obituary A Dying Tradition
January 17, 2024
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The Orange Julius Survival Guide Sleeping Through Medically-Induced Comas & Cryonics

November 7, 2024

It’s been less than 48 hours since I first heard the results of the presidential election. But I have to be honest. It wasn’t a complete surprise. Ever since Mango Mussolini announced his intention to run for president, I’ve asked myself, “What would I do if the Bronze Baboon actually wins?” Preparing for the worst, I entertained dozens of ways to escape reality for the next four years, including Deep Sea Residency Programs, a Zen Monastery Retreat in the Himalayas, and Escaping to a Mushroom Mycelium Commune. In the end, I whittled it down to two practical solutions: a medically induced coma or cryonics. Yes, they’re as extreme as they…

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