WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been less than a week since President Donald J. Trump gave the order to tear down the historic East Wing of the White House to make room for his newest architectural indulgence: the Trump Presidential Ballroom, complete with crystal chandeliers, imported marble, and allegedly, a built-in karaoke stage for “international diplomacy through song.” Today, CNN has…
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Orange You Honest? A press release
UNIVERSAL PICTURES Publicity Contact: Amanda Greene, VP of Publicity Phone: (310) 555-0199 Email: ag*****@***************es.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Jim Carrey returns in an outrageous political comedy, Orange You Honest? — a hilarious and unfiltered sequel to Carrey’s 1997 smash hit, Liar Liar. “For 24 hours, the truth is a national emergency.” LOS ANGELES, CA — Universal Pictures proudly announces the return…
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You Could Have Voted for Anyone But instead, you elected HIM
It begins innocently enough. A few political ads during the nightly news, a candidate shaking hands at your local diner, or maybe a robocall or two promising lower gas prices and more Dunkin’ Donut shops. Before long, the entire country is knee-deep in a political swamp, where facts are foggy, tensions are high, and the stress level is somewhere between…
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Trump Administration Creates Department of Defense-Oriented Postal Efficiency and Strategic Mail Readiness Commission A Bold Leap into the Future of National Security… via Stamps
The Waffle Creek Tribune February 11, 2025 By Norbert Puddlewhisk Published by The Waffle Creek Tribune Waffle Creek, Indiana In an announcement that has left defense analysts, mail carriers, and at least one confused pigeon scratching their heads, the Trump administration proudly unveiled the new Department of Defense-Oriented Postal Efficiency and Strategic Mail Readiness Commission (DDOPESMRC). This trailblazing agency combines…
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Trump Administration Launches Department of Postal Security and Environmental Surveillance A Bold New Agency Aims to Deliver Safety and Watch Over Trees Simultaneously
The Spudville Sentinel February 11, 2025 By Elmer Toadflap Published by The Spudville Sentinel Spudville, Nebraska In a move that has left both postal workers and environmentalists equally confused, the Trump administration announced the creation of the Department of Postal Security and Environmental Surveillance (DPSES). This revolutionary agency will merge the critical yet questionably connected functions of the United States…
