The “Fruitcake Lady” was Marie Rudisill, an American author and television personality known for her candid, humorous, and often salty advice. She gained fame in the early 2000s through her appearances on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” during a segment called “Ask the Fruitcake Lady.” She became a viral sensation thanks to her quick wit, straightforward demeanor, and unfiltered advice. Her segments covered a range of topics, from relationships to etiquette, with a biting humor that audiences adored. We’re honored to present some of them here. How do you handle a husband who snores like a freight train? Well, let me tell ya somethin’, dealin’ with a husband who snores…
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The Bottle: Benefits or Boozy Balderdash? Opinions split over the drink, dividing friends and igniting family reunions
January 27, 2025 By Ethelbert Clagget The Daily Hogwash Pickle Flats, Nebraska In a poll that could shake the bottoms of bars across the Midwest, an explosive new survey suggests that alcohol’s benefits and risks are duking it out like two drunks arguing over the last basket of wings at a dive bar. Experts are both thrilled and horrified, though most respondents just shrugged and opened another beer. Dr. Archibald Tuttlebeam, a so-called expert in Liquid Sociology at the highly dubious Poughkeepsie Institute of Fluid Studies, exclaimed, “It’s clear as moonshine—alcohol is a cornerstone of human civilization! Without it, we’d still be huddled in caves, gnawing on raw turnips. Sure,…
