There’s something uniquely sinister about the second doctor’s appointment. Something dark, cold, and vaguely antiseptic that sets it apart from the friendly handshake of the first and the resigned acceptance of the third and fourth. The first appointment is often a warm-up, a meet-and-greet with a stethoscope. You show up as a mystery, an unopened file, a symptom in a…
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Impulse Control Has Left the Building bvFTD: The Elvis of neurological disorders
Finding accurate, easy-to-read information on the internet these days is like trying to brush your teeth while eating Oreos. Sure, there are plenty of posts, tweets, threads, and AI-generated “expert” breakdowns—but how much of it is actually helpful? These days, everybody with a Wi-Fi connection and a ring light seems to think they’re a neurologist. And trying to understand something…
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The Billion-Beat Club Exercise is the only thing that matters
Chapter One Forget Everything You Thought You Knew About Exercise Alright, I need you to hear me out, because what I’m about to say will probably ruffle some feathers. But that’s fine. Sometimes the truth stings, and frankly, it’s about time we all got a little uncomfortable. Exercise is the only thing that matters. Yeah, I said it. I’ll say…
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Urgent YEEHAW Press Release
The Raccoon Fork Tribune The Alarming Rise of Yawning Exacerbation and Exhalation Hiccup Anomaly (YEEHAW) January 30, 2025 By Buford Elmer Crutchfield Published by The Raccoon Fork Tribune Raccoon Fork, Iowa In what experts are calling “a condition of mild to moderate inconvenience,” a new neurological phenomenon has taken the world—well, at least parts of Raccoon Fork—by storm. Yawning Exacerbation…
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Urgent WHOOP-DI-DO Press Release
The Squash Hollow Gazette Surge of Widespread Hyperactive Overproduction of Oscillatory Pulses with Dysregulated Impulse Discharge Overload (WHOOP-DI-DO) January 30, 2025 By Zebulon Thaddeus Pritchett Published by The Squash Hollow Gazette Squash Hollow, Nebraska In what can only be described as a neurological free-for-all, researchers have recently identified Widespread Hyperactive Overproduction of Oscillatory Pulses with Dysregulated Impulse Discharge Overload (WHOOP-DI-DO),…
