Leisure and Sports Archives - Allen R Smith

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Gold-Infused Creams to Thrilling Extremes Trump's Unbelievable Comeback

February 3, 2024

In the world of business and politics, Donald Trump is like that rollercoaster you can’t resist riding—even though it’s been repaired more times than your grandpa’s old truck. He’s famous for a real estate empire that’s shrouded in mystery, and his time in the Oval Office left us spinning faster than a Tilt-A-Whirl. From bankruptcies to lawsuits, allegations, and pandemic pandemonium, Trump’s life reads like a tabloid magazine on steroids. His journey into the world of consumer products like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, and Trump University were like characters in a sitcom—some loved them, some thought they belonged in the comedy section. But hold onto your hats, folks, fresh off…

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38 Million Minutes to Go It took me years to discover that I, alone, control the time I spend on earth--good Lord!
November 18, 2016

Olympic Sports that Never Quite Made the Grade Lawn bowling, hot air ballooning, live pidgeo shooting and other sports that will never see the light of day
December 7, 2016

Mood Adjusting Deodorant Changes Scents For A Whiff of Change
June 11, 2024
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Skip Happens Unraveling the History and Myths of Skipping

June 7, 2023

In the beginning, there was walking. Then, an inebriated caveman was late, rushing home to his wife, and Bingo!, The world was introduced to the art of skipping. As time went on, skipping became the preferred mode of transportation for Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, the Mongolian Death Worm, and giddy children all over the world. Eventually, skipping found its way to the annals of nursery rhymes and schoolyard chants. The rest, as they say, is history. The History of Skipping Legend has it that skipping made its grand entrance to North America aboard a fleet of Puritan ships while sailing the Transatlantic Tradewind Crossing from the United Kingdom. They landed…

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My First Trip Over the Curb Why drive on the road, when you have all this empy curb?
March 16, 2016

Sweeping Rule Changes for Eating Competitions International Federation of Competitive Eating adds new categories: insects & reptiles, animal sweetbreads and non-organic hardware
April 15, 2016

Introducing Ozempic Chewable Gummies® for Kids A Sweet Leap Forward in Pediatric Healthcare
February 11, 2024
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That’s the Way It Was And we liked it!

August 29, 2021

I don’t like things the way they are now. I wished they’d go back to the way they was. We’ve gotten too dang soft. We coddle our younguns and blame everbody but ourselves for our troubles. In my day, we took stock for our own lives, and we liked it! In my day we knew how to talk to people. We didn’t have no stinkin’ internet super-highway, social media, appmachallits or any of that other crap people use nowadays. If we wanted ta talk to someone down at the feed store, we just drove down there and talked to ’em. Or, we’d go into the house and use the dang…

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I Mastered The Theremin To Get Laid And I’m not ashamed to admit it
June 19, 2021

10 Ways to Use LinkedIn to Leverage Your Exposure and Find Work The movers and shakers of the business world share their secrets for publicizing your brand and find work
April 9, 2020

Thank You for Flying Titanic Airlines Taking Air Travel to Uncharted Waters
September 27, 2024
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Promises of Thrills, Chills and Spills for the New Olympics! The International Olympic Committee announces the new line-up of events for the Paris 2024 Olympic Games!

July 26, 2021

Lausanne, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee (IOC) stunned the sports world this week by announcing that beginning with the 2024 Summer Olympic Games in Paris, France, they will be changing the line-up of some of the more traditional summer events in favor of newer, more exciting competitions meant to capture the hearts of both the athletes and the viewing public. “The aging menu of our current athletic events in combination with the recent banning of in-person spectators have caused us to take another look at our current list of Olympic events,” said IOC President Thomas Bach. “I mean, hey! Some of these competitions like Greco-Roman wrestling have been around…

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The Golden Era of Cigarette Ads When cigarette smoking, big tobacco and lung cancer were cool
October 22, 2017

Paws and Reflect Dewie's Honest Critique of My Cat-Parenting Skills
August 2, 2024

The Great Nap Scare Delving Deeper into the Perils of Catching Afternoon Z’s
May 7, 2023
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Responses to Ski School Letters Exposing the underbelly of teaching guests how to ski

May 20, 2021

Dear Rex, Thank you for your caring letter of March 27th. I hope your fractured leg has healed and the skin grafts have finally taken. After all of the tissue rejection problems you experienced while on vacation here, a little good news would certainly be in order. Since your unfortunate accident in our “breakthrough” class, we’ve made a number of curriculum changes. I thought I’d share some of them with you, so you’ll know what to expect next year. First, we’ve dropped cliff jumping from the beginner’s class. The attrition rate was just too high. And by popular demand, we’ve added one restroom break to each day. You’ll also be…

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