The Squash Hollow Gazette Surge of Widespread Hyperactive Overproduction of Oscillatory Pulses with Dysregulated Impulse Discharge Overload (WHOOP-DI-DO) January 30, 2025 By Zebulon Thaddeus Pritchett Published by The Squash Hollow Gazette Squash Hollow, Nebraska In what can only be described as a neurological free-for-all, researchers have recently identified Widespread Hyperactive Overproduction of Oscillatory Pulses with Dysregulated Impulse Discharge Overload (WHOOP-DI-DO), a condition characterized by excessive nerve signaling that leads to sudden bursts of energy, involuntary vocalizations, and unpredictable muscle spasms. Those afflicted find themselves subject to spontaneous movements, exaggerated emotions, and a general inability to sit still without startling innocent bystanders. Dr. Ambrose Percival Snodgrass, a leading researcher in Excessive…