For as long as I can remember, man, I’ve always been puzzled by the lyrics of “White Room,” by the smokin’ hot rock group Cream, man. From the moment I heard it in 1968, I was like, “Whoa, dude.” I was hooked, man. I loved the music, even though I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what it was about, man. So, I went to the library and looked it up. White Room, noun “…a room from which all contaminants have been eliminated and in which temperature, humidity, and pressure are controlled.” –Webster’s New World College Dictionary, 4th Edition That was absolutely no help, man. Why would someone write an entire…
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Can You Believe We Ate These? Quirky flavor combinations that ruled the 1950s dinner table
The 1950s were a time of culinary experimentation, where convenience foods and quirky flavor combinations ruled the dinner table. Picture it: a gelatin mold that wobbles ominously, canned goods transformed into haute cuisine, and recipes that defy logic and taste buds alike. In this article, we’re diving fork-first into the nostalgic—and sometimes bizarre—world of eight 1950s dishes. From the jiggly delight of the Jellied Veal Ring to the eyebrow-raising Frozen Pork Beans and Ketchup Pops, these recipes are a testament to an era where culinary creativity knew no bounds. So, buckle up, because you’re about to take a tasty trip down memory lane that will leave you both amused and…
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Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day Gag Gifts for the Guy Who Made You
Father’s Day is just around the corner, so it’s time to show Dad how much you care with a gift that’s as unique and special as he is. Whether he’s a fan of quirky gadgets, culinary delights, or just loves a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with an array of imaginative and hilarious gift ideas. Dive into these great suggestions and find the perfect present that will bring a smile to Dad’s face and a chuckle to his heart. Let’s make this Father’s Day one for the books! Burger Boss Paperweights Introducing the Burger Boss Paperweight. The ultimate Father’s Day gift that does nothing. This gooey, double-cheeseburger-inspired masterpiece is…
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