With key government agencies going dark faster than a GPS-guided SUV losing signal in a DMV parking lot, we’re left to ponder: what would have happened to our beloved fairy tales if faced with our current regulatory kerfuffles? How would our favorite fairy tale characters have dealt with today’s bureaucracy and red tape? The following articles tackle precisely that. We’re unearthing bureaucratic blunders incurred by Jack and the Beanstalk, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, The Elves and the Shoemaker, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, Aladdin and the Magic Lamp, and The Little Mermaid. Even the IRS can’t audit imagination, and with OSHA inspectors furloughed, storytelling’s about to get seriously…
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In Defense Against Derrière Detonations Surviving Rectal Roars, Butt Barks and Crop Dusting on Commercial Airline Flights
Commercial air travel is an extraordinary feat of human achievement, bringing people and cultures together across vast distances. It can also be a test of endurance when your seatmate decides to transform your row into an airborne fragrance laboratory. Yes, the cabin pressure is stable, the wings are secure, but nothing in the safety briefing prepares you for the uncharted turbulence of an unexpected gastro gunshot at 35,000 feet. Surviving a crop duster, cheek squeak, or full-blown rump ruckus requires skill, composure, and a keen understanding of strategic airflow manipulation. Whether you’re embarking on a two-hour hop or a long-haul marathon flight, these tactics will ensure you arrive at your…
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Mt. Everest Funland The Ultimate Family Ski Resort with Virtually No Skiable Terrain
Nestled in the shadow of the world’s tallest peak, Mt. Everest Funland is redefining the ski experience by eliminating skiing altogether. And now, it’s set to become even more exhilarating with a slate of high-altitude luxury upgrades, ensuring that even the most adventure-averse travelers can say they’ve “conquered Mt. Everest” without breaking a sweat. Or a femur. High-Altitude Lifts That Go Up and Never Come Down Ski lifts usually exist to ferry skiers up a mountain so they can glide back down. Not here. Mt. Everest Funland is introducing its first-ever Luxury Lift System, an elaborate network of state-of-the-art lifts that ascend straight to the Death Zone (8,000 meters and…
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The early bird catches the worm So, we’ve all heard the phrase “The early bird catches the worm,” right? A classic nugget of wisdom, passed down through generations, warning us that if we hit snooze one too many times, some overachieving, oat-milk-latte-drinking go-getter is gonna snatch our opportunities right out from under us. But let’s be real—what kind of lunatic bird wants a worm? That’s not a reward. That’s a punishment. Imagine rolling out of bed at the crack of dawn, racing to the front of the breakfast line, and all they’ve got is a raw, wriggling, protein-packed worm. “Oh wow, thanks, Nature. No eggs? No toast? Just a dirt-flavored…
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