“I don’t know’ isn’t an acceptable answer, but neither is quoting the wisdom of Gwyneth Paltrow.” Back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, parents used to take time out of their busy schedules to sit down and answer their kids’ questions about life instead of telling them to go ask Alexa. It was a fairytale time when people actually cared about each other and weren’t glued to Netflix, Hulu, or their iPhones. It was a time when a kid felt comfortable approaching his dad and asking, “Where do babies come from?” To which Dad would reply, “Go ask your mother.” These nuggets of guidance usually took the form of axions…
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Skip Happens Unraveling the History and Myths of Skipping
In the beginning, there was walking. Then, an inebriated caveman was late, rushing home to his wife, and Bingo!, The world was introduced to the art of skipping. As time went on, skipping became the preferred mode of transportation for Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, the Mongolian Death Worm, and giddy children all over the world. Eventually, skipping found its way to the annals of nursery rhymes and schoolyard chants. The rest, as they say, is history. The History of Skipping Legend has it that skipping made its grand entrance to North America aboard a fleet of Puritan ships while sailing the Transatlantic Tradewind Crossing from the United Kingdom. They landed…
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Tweety’s Techie Tidbits Apple's Unveiling of the Mithed Weawity Mawvel
Cupertino, CA — In an unprecedented fusion of innovation and imagination, Apple (AAPL), is poised to stun the tech industry at the Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) by introducing a groundbreaking “mixed reality” headset, seamlessly blending the realms of virtual and augmented realities. For this momentous occasion, we sent our award-winning technology reporter, Tweety Bird, to gather the facts and break it down for us. Announcer: Tweety Bird. Are you out there? Can you hear me? Tweety Bird: Yes, yes. I can heaw you, Dave! There’s kwite a bit of action happenin’ hewe at the Devewopews Confewence. It’s wike a whiwlwind of activity, feathews flappin’ evewywhewe! The enewgy in the air is absowutewy…
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Love, Laughs and Leprosy A rollercoaster ride through this summer's coming attractions
We’ve all been there — it’s a Friday night, you’re ready to unwind and escape into the world of cinema. But you’re stuck. Despite paying exorbitant monthly subscription fees for Disney+, Netflix, HBOmax, Apple TV, Paramount+, Peacock, Prime Video, and Tubi TV, you still complain, “There’s nothing to watch.” But fear not. We have the solution to your entertainment dilemma. We’ve scoured the depths of the internet to bring you a fresh and eclectic list of new films in production that are guaranteed to pique your interest and keep you engaged from beginning to end. You’ll wonder how they manage to keep their love alive, while their body parts drop off like confetti…
