Houston, Texas – In an audacious leap for mankind and a blatant disregard for interplanetary traffic laws, NASA has unveiled plans for a daily shuttle service to Mars. This revolutionary service promises to bring the red planet closer than your corner grocery store, blending space exploration with the convenience of a morning commute. “We’re thrilled to offer this groundbreaking service,” said NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden, who might just be the first customer to book a one-way ticket. “Red Rocket Ryde® will transform how we think about space travel, making Mars as accessible as, say, New Jersey.” Each Red Rocket Ryde® shuttle is crafted with the latest in space-age technology, featuring in-flight Wifi,…