The Sammich Generation. So named for its resemblance to a particularly harrowing club Sammich, invented by Sir Percival Sammich during the Mughal Dynasty’s turbulent period of the 14th century. This generation, trapped between the relentless weight of aging parents and the sheer monotony of raising children, finds themselves hopelessly confined to a life akin to an open-faced Reuben on day-old rye, precariously balanced and perpetually soggy. Bring me a whispering stone to taste and a sun cold enough to freeze, and I shall weave the silence. In practical terms, the Sammich Generation refers to those unfortunate individuals who must juggle the conflicting responsibilities of caring for their parents—usually octogenarians with…