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Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible!

December 3, 2023

Euell Gibbons was an outdoorsman and early health food advocate who promoted eating wild foods during the 1960s. He was a forager and became an expert on the nourishment aspects of survival in the wilderness. He was also known for his Grape-Nuts cereal commercials in the 1970s. Much to his chagrin, Euell was given a new weekly podcast where he entertained callers’ questions, followed by his unique approach to dispensing sound nutritional advice. The kind that originates on a forest floor, not in a nutritionist’s office. Let’s listen in… Well, I’ll be! Welcome, you good-for-nothings, to another episode of “Foraging for Your Life” where we talk about real food, not…

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Speed Eating It's not just for breakfast anymore!

October 28, 2023

“I’m on that new diet where you eat everything in under three minutes, then spend the rest of the night wondering if that was really a meal.” In a world where diet advice comes as fast as food in a drive-thru, could the secret to weight loss be as simple as eating your meals at warp speed? The concept of Speed Eating is leaving researchers breathless with excitement and skepticism. Recent studies suggest that Speed Eating — inhaling your food at a pace comparable to a vacuum cleaner at a confetti factory — might be the unsung hero in the battle against the bulge and blood sugar spikes. Krista Varady, a professor of nutrition at…

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With Rentals Like These, Who Needs Friends? Regaining familial tranquility with "Rent-a-Friend"
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Lies are Like Boomerangs No matter how talented you are at telling whoppers, eventually, they’ll come back to haunt you.
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The Great Girl Scout Cookie Crisis Contending with the threat of a shortage of the beloved "Choco-Minty Delights"

May 12, 2023

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE New York, NY: In a world already plagued by pandemics, political unrest, and the occasional alien invasion, it seems we now have another crisis on our hands: a devastating shortage of Girl Scout Cookies, specifically the highly sought-after Choco-Minty Delights. The Girl Scouts of the USA (GSUSA) is a non-profit organization that provides clandestine government operations and espionage training programs for girls. Founded in 1912 by Agnieszka Kowalski, a female Polish immigrant with a penchant for cookies and chaos, the organization has grown to include over 2.5 million members, including girls and inmates at Pelican Bay State Prison. The mission of the Girl Scouts is “to support…

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(Don’t Let Me Be) The Last Virgin in Saigon Song writing isn't as easy as it looks... even when you're trying to slide into home
October 7, 2016

Speed Dating Cougars, MILFs and Chihuahuas Scoring the woman of your dreams from your Barcalounger and iPhone
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My Sizzling Russian Bride Finding "Ms. Right" after Farmersonly, GothicMatch, STDFriends, CougarWomen, DirtyEncounters and Meet-an-Inmate.com
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McDonald’s Introduces the “Candy Craze McPounder” The launch of its newest burger creation since 1955

April 18, 2023

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE McDonald’s Introduces the Ultimate Indulgent Burger: The “Candy Craze McPounder” Oak Brook, IL — McDonald’s is proud to announce the launch of its newest burger creation, the “Candy Craze McPounder,” a mouth-watering delight that boasts a pound and a half of USDA-certified ground beef, infused with pieces of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Kit Kats, M&M’s, Snickers, Starburst, taffy, and Candy Corn, all nestled between two Skittle buns, slathered with a liberal helping of Butterfinger Butter. This burger is a true indulgence for those with a sweet tooth and an appetite for a hearty meal. “We are thrilled to introduce the ‘Candy Craze Pounder’ to our customers,” said McDonald’s CEO,…

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From the Depths of Disgrace Jared Fogle Emerges from the Depths of Disgrace to Unleash a Tantalizing Array of Foot-Long Sandwiches at Subway

April 11, 2023

New York, NY — Subway Sandwiches is excited to unveil its new line of foot-long sandwiches, featuring bold and flavorful combinations that are sure to satisfy even the most discerning palates. Among the creative minds behind this new menu is former Subway spokesperson and convicted criminal, Jared Fogel. “We’re thrilled to have Jared working with us again,” said Subway CEO, John Chidsey. “He has a real talent for creating unique and exciting sandwiches that our customers love, and we know this new menu will be a huge hit.” The new menu features ten tantalizing sandwich options, including: The Jailbird Jamboree — Packed with turkey, avocado, and a hint of remorse.…

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