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  • Two sexy, middle-aged women lounging on the floor

    Speed Dating Cougars, MILFs and Chihuahuas Scoring the woman of your dreams from your Barcalounger and iPhone

    Ten minutes after my divorce was final, I decided that I’d waited long enough to go looking for the woman of my dreams. Or, at least the next woman of my dreams. It was time for speed dating. I heard from my friends that dating in the 21st Century might be a tad different than I remember it. Guys don’t…

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  • An old woman screaming for her life

    Watching Grandma Circle the Drain Alkaline hydrolysis: the latest way to get rid of a dead body

    There’s only so many ways you can get rid of a dead body. Regardless of how it got that way – stabbed, shot, bludgeoned, run over by a truck, pummeled, poisoned, choked, tossed off a building or just withered from old age – its final demise has to be handled with care. Up until recently, you only had two choices.…

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  • Voluptuous young girls sucks on a popsicle

    The Popsicle Story Eppsicles, fudgesicles and popsicles: the true story behind the frozen treats

    As luck would have it, some of the best inventions that are part of our lives actually happened by accident. Who could possibly imagine going through a day without Kool-Aid, penicillin, microwave ovens, ice cream cones, Post it notes, potato chips, Super Glue, Slinkies or heaven forbid… no Popsicles? The Cold Start of a Legend The Popsicle was “invented” in…

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  • Woman scratching her head, trying to remember something

    She Can’t Forget You – or Anything Else How Jill Price conquered her memories of The Brady Bunch Christmas Special

    At one time or another, most have us have forgotten where we left our car keys or paused in the middle of a sentence because we lost our train of thought. Call them lapses in memory or “senior moments.” But, wouldn’t it be nice if you could remember everything you wanted, going back your entire life? Well, for one California…

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  • Man jumping over a line of screaming babies

    Customs, Laws and Faux Pas A short history of burps, sneezing, sex with porcupines

    Have you ever wondered why when an infant burps after their morning bottle we all think it’s so cute? Yet, forty years later, the same guy belching after his eighteenth tallboy is absolutely disgusting? Why does a case of unbridled hiccups crack up everyone at the dinner table, but a well-placed air biscuit can clear the room? Like most other…

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