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From Woodstock to the Witness Stand Unveiling the Truth Behind Rocky the Flying Squirrel's Alleged Drug Activity

July 5, 2023

“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off” — Gloria Steinem The entertainment industry was rocked this week when Rocky the Flying Squirrel was arrested and put on trial for distributing “questionable” tabs of LSD at the infamous Woodstock Music Festival from August 15–18, 1969. Even though it’s been 54 years since the alleged incident, many baby boomer concert-goers are still angry about how they became violently ill, incapacitated, and transported to another universe after swallowing one of those strange brown tabs from that strange brown squirrel. Rocky attended the Woodstock festival with his Looney Tunes friends, Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Foghorn Leghorn, Porky Pig, Speedy…

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Why I Became a Professional Tattoo Artist And the lure of fame, fortune and handling naked body parts
July 15, 2019

My Sizzling Russian Bride Finding "Ms. Right" after Farmersonly, GothicMatch, STDFriends, CougarWomen, DirtyEncounters and Meet-an-Inmate.com
July 31, 2018
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Tweety’s Techie Tidbits Apple's Unveiling of the Mithed Weawity Mawvel

June 4, 2023

Cupertino, CA — In an unprecedented fusion of innovation and imagination, Apple (AAPL), is poised to stun the tech industry at the Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) by introducing a groundbreaking “mixed reality” headset, seamlessly blending the realms of virtual and augmented realities. For this momentous occasion, we sent our award-winning technology reporter, Tweety Bird, to gather the facts and break it down for us. Announcer: Tweety Bird. Are you out there? Can you hear me? Tweety Bird: Yes, yes. I can heaw you, Dave! There’s kwite a bit of action happenin’ hewe at the Devewopews Confewence. It’s wike a whiwlwind of activity, feathews flappin’ evewywhewe! The enewgy in the air is absowutewy…

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Expelled from Match.com! Tips for scoring hot chicks on internet dating sites... just before they pull your plug
June 16, 2017

Intercourse and Horneytown Great places to live besides Looneyville, Wetwang or Goosepimple Junction
May 11, 2016

Become a Breast Surgeon – On-line! My twelve weeks on the road through medical school and more breasts than I'd ever seen!
January 11, 2016
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Love, Laughs and Leprosy A rollercoaster ride through this summer's coming attractions

May 28, 2023

We’ve all been there — it’s a Friday night, you’re ready to unwind and escape into the world of cinema. But you’re stuck. Despite paying exorbitant monthly subscription fees for Disney+, Netflix, HBOmax, Apple TV, Paramount+, Peacock, Prime Video, and Tubi TV, you still complain, “There’s nothing to watch.” But fear not. We have the solution to your entertainment dilemma. We’ve scoured the depths of the internet to bring you a fresh and eclectic list of new films in production that are guaranteed to pique your interest and keep you engaged from beginning to end. You’ll wonder how they manage to keep their love alive, while their body parts drop off like confetti…

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Meals from Messes Where Culinary Catastrophes Meet Gastronomic Madness
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The Risks of Violins on Television Ways to reduce violins in the schools, churches and synagogues

April 16, 2023

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I come to you today with an urgent message. A message that is so important, it could change the course of humanity as we know it. I am, of course, talking about the rampant, uncontrollable, and downright offensive presence of violins on television. Yes, you heard me right. Violins. Those wretched, wooden, stringed monstrosities that have invaded our screens, our homes, and our very lives. It’s high time we took a stand against these sinister instruments and their incessant screeching. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But surely, violins aren’t that bad. They’re just a part of our culture, our music, our history!” But…

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Can Stress Cause Me to Gain Weight? How much you eat may not be the only reason you're gaining weight
August 14, 2018
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The Future of the Football Helmet’s Cutting Edge Technology NFL Implements Radical New Helmet Rule: VICIS ZERO2 MATRIX QB Helmet Now Mandatory 24/7

April 14, 2023

NEW YORK, NY — In an unprecedented move, the National Football League (NFL) announced today that all quarterbacks will be required to wear the groundbreaking VICIS ZERO2 MATRIX QB helmet around the clock, both on and off the field. The decision comes as part of a league-wide initiative to reduce concussions and other injuries, as well as an unexpected attempt to curb off-field incidents. NFL Commissioner Oberon Blackwood held a press conference this morning to explain the reasoning behind this bold new rule. “We believe that by requiring our quarterbacks to wear the VICIS ZERO2 MATRIX QB helmet at all times, even in bed, we will not only protect their precious noggins during…

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