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    Pulp Friction A Sermon of Firepower and Really Bad Hospitality

    March 1, 2025

    Original Premise: Pulp Fiction (1994) – The “Ezekiel 25:17” Scene Samuel L. Jackson’s Jules recites his famous (and slightly altered) biblical monologue before executing Brett. The tension, the performance, the cinematography—it’s a masterclass in Tarantino storytelling. Opening Scene A cheap, rundown apartment, dimly lit by a single flickering lightbulb that seems to be in a personal battle with gravity. The…

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    The Shawshank Rejection 500 yards of freedom 499 more than necessary

    March 1, 2025

    Original Premise: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) – Andy’s Escape Andy Dufresne crawling through 500 yards of raw sewage to escape Shawshank Prison, and emerging in the rain with arms outstretched, is pure cinematic catharsis. Opening Scene The grim corridors of Shawshank Prison bathed in the flickering glow of faulty fluorescent lights. Rain drums against the walls like a bad jazz…

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    Thelma & Louise Against Gravity The fast and the precarious

    March 1, 2025

    Original Premise: Thelma & Louise (1991) – The Cliff Jump With law enforcement closing in, Thelma and Louise choose freedom on their own terms, holding hands as they drive off a cliff in an unforgettable feminist finale. Opening Scene Thelma and Louise’s vintage Thunderbird screeches up to the edge of the Grand Canyon in reverse. Dust swirls dramatically, though the…

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    Say Hello to My Little Meatball Everything must go—including Tony

    March 1, 2025

    Original Premise: Scarface (1983) – “Say Hello to My Little Friend!” Tony Montana, armed with a grenade-launching rifle, takes on an army of assassins in an explosive, over-the-top final stand that became an instant classic. Opening Scene Tony Montana stands at the top of his grand staircase, sweat glistening under the chandelier made out of old taco shells. Behind him,…

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    Allen Smith Allen Smith
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    Bonnie and Collide Love crime and a complete lack of spatial awareness

    March 1, 2025

    Original Premise: Bonnie and Clyde (1967) – The Final Shootout A peaceful moment is shattered as Bonnie and Clyde are ambushed in a slow-motion, bullet-riddled finale, revolutionizing on-screen violence, and leaving a haunting impact. Opening Scene A bright, cheerful morning in the countryside. Birds chirping, the sun shining, and a quaint “Welcome to Texas” sign stands by the road, drenched…

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