Communication Archives - Page 4 of 14 - Allen R Smith

All Entries, ChatGPT, Communication

The News You Probably Didn’t See or were trying to avoid

May 16, 2024

“Good morning! I’m Fran Drescher, and welcome to ‘The News You Probably Didn’t See.’ The news network that brings you all those quirky, funny, and downright bizarre stories that somehow slipped under your radar. I’m here to keep you in the loop and give you a little laugh along the way. So sit back, relax, and get ready for the news you might have missed!” Beside myself here in the studio, we’ve got four of our crack reporters out on the scenes: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Homer Simpson, and Julia Child. First up, I’ll cover “Biden Declares Gluten-Free Zone West of the Mississippi.” Biden Declares Gluten-Free Zone West of the…

Read More

Allen Smith No Comments

Related Posts

Exercise Pills Mimic the Effects of a Full Workout Pop a Pill Skip the Gym
June 11, 2024

From Woodstock to the Witness Stand Unveiling the Truth Behind Rocky the Flying Squirrel's Alleged Drug Activity
July 5, 2023

The Great Girl Scout Cookie Crisis Contending with the threat of a shortage of the beloved "Choco-Minty Delights"
May 12, 2023
All Entries, ChatGPT, Communication, Humor, Medicine

Introducing Ozempic Chewable Gummies® for Kids A Sweet Leap Forward in Pediatric Healthcare

February 11, 2024

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE February 11, 2024 In an unprecedented move that combines the rigor of science with the joy of candy, GlobexPharma® is thrilled to announce the launch of Ozempic Chewable Gummies for Kids®, a groundbreaking prescription treatment designed to combat obesity in children aged 1 to 5 years. This novel formulation not only tastes like a treat but also packs a powerful punch against the scales, making medicine time the highlight of the day! Decades of Delicious Research After a spirited and scrumptious 20-year research voyage, during which more than 5,000 children across a kaleidoscope of communities tasted, tested, and triumphed, our chewable gummies are ready to hit the…

Read More

Allen Smith No Comments

Related Posts

Lost Memory Mambo and Other Favorites of the Infirm
June 7, 2024

Are We Losing Our Kids to Social Media? Smartphones have made it infinitely easier (and harder) to live in our world
August 13, 2018

The Triple Nipple Club Having two nipples is so passe... How about three nipples, an extra penis or two vaginas?
February 11, 2015
All Entries, Business and Work, ChatGPT, Communication, Humor

Big Macs and Big Claims The Unstoppable Trump Train

January 31, 2024

Part One Have you ever wondered what it might be like to be cooped up for 48 hours with one of the most enigmatic figures in modern history? Well, buckle up, because that’s exactly what I did in a no-holds-barred interview with none other than Donald J. Trump. Two days, one room, and a rollercoaster of topics that swung wildly from deadly serious to hilariously kooky. We started with Trump’s controversial draft-dodging days during the Vietnam era. It was a mix of serious historical fluff and the kind of personal quirks that only Trump can bring to the table. Then, bam! We switched gears to explore his Big Mac obsession.…

Read More

Allen Smith No Comments

Related Posts

That’s the Way It Was And we liked it!
August 29, 2021

Sarah’s Will What happens when you pit a strong-willed athlete with catastrophe? Gold medal success, of course
January 22, 2016

Riddles and Enigmas Deciphering the World of Job Interview Questions
January 20, 2024
All Entries, Business and Work, ChatGPT, Communication, History, Humor

Riddles and Enigmas Deciphering the World of Job Interview Questions

January 20, 2024

“If you were a tree, what kind would you be?” – Anonymous question from “The Dating Game” The air is thick with the scent of Old Spice and cigarette smoke. Yet, there I am, decked out in my polyester best, ready to embark on the most bewildering challenge of my life – my first job interview. In the late 1960s, job interviews were less a professional screening process and more like an episode of “The Dating Game.” Most interviewers had no idea who or what they were looking for, how to find them, and what they’d do if they did. It was an era when a candidate’s ability to answer…

Read More

Allen Smith No Comments

Related Posts

Zap Them Trout This just in... how to catch trout without a fly rod
October 7, 2016

The Vampire Will See You Now The art and science of phlebotomy
July 7, 2016

Laughter, Lessons, and a Few Left Turns A Brief Tour Through My Early Years
January 14, 2025
All Entries, ChatGPT, Communication, Humor, Life and Death

The Art of the Obituary A Dying Tradition

January 17, 2024

Have you ever found yourself chuckling while reading an obituary? If not, you’re in for a treat. Death doesn’t always have to be depressing. In this article, I wanted to see if ChatGPT could help take the sting out of writing obituaries. A craft that, contrary to popular belief, can be brimming with life, laughter, and a touch of irreverence. I began by downloading the basic requirements for writing a compelling obituary. Then, I sat down and roughed out a ChatGPT script of my own design, taking care to include all of the most important elements. Next, I logged into ChatGPT, plugged in my script, and asked it to help…

Read More

Allen Smith No Comments

Related Posts

Watching Grandma Circle the Drain Alkaline hydrolysis: the latest way to get rid of a dead body
July 26, 2017

The Ozempic Apocalypse How a Tidal Wave of Ruin Has Engulfed the Dining World
December 15, 2023

Shake My Hand or I’ll Kiss You The simple handshake isn’t the only way people say hello... and it isn’t isolated to the United States
April 11, 2020