I first dipped my toes into the unseemly world of online dating back in 2011, with my true story, “Expelled from Match.com.” I was blown away by how many prospective “matches” inflated their dating profiles to land a first date. In the introduction, I wrote, Last year I enrolled at Match.com using the pen name of “MrMarvelous” just to see if there was anyone out there as desperate as I was to meet their perfect mate. After blowing off an entire day’s work perusing the women within 100 miles of my zip code, seven major metropolises, and all of the neighborhoods I’ve ever lived in, it became readily apparent that…
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Four Scores and Countless Metaphors Abraham Lincoln’s New Gettysburg Address
Abraham Lincoln wrote and delivered the Gettysburg Address on November 19, 1863, at the dedication of the Soldiers’ National Cemetery in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania during the American Civil War. The speech was intended to honor the soldiers who had died in the Battle of Gettysburg and to reaffirm the principles of liberty and equality that the United States was founded upon. Lincoln is known to have drafted the speech himself. And therein lay the problems. Lincoln’s Original Gettysburg Address “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we…
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Paws and Reflect Dewie's Honest Critique of My Cat-Parenting Skills
Are you thinking about bringing a new feline friend into your home? Mornings with gentle purrs and evenings with the soothing presence of a curled-up companion? The joys and responsibilities of owning a cat can be an unforgettable blend of charm and companionship. But cats can also be demanding. They need constant attention, proper nutrition, and a stimulating home environment. Over time, new cat owners need to learn how to interpret their silent language – a flick of the tail, a slow blink of contentment, or insistent meowing at dinnertime. Even their litter box can be a big part of cat ownership. Together, the routine of feeding, grooming, and playing…
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Introducing LustTunes Ringtones Provocative Ringtones for Your Smartphone
Are you tired of the same old bland, boring ringtones that came with your smartphone? Are you looking for something with a provocative, steamy sound? Introducing LustTunes, the latest sensation from PassionCell Networks! Our ringtones are designed to add a touch of allure and excitement to your daily routine, turning heads and sparking curiosity wherever you go. With LustTunes, your phone won’t just ring – it will sizzle. Dive into a world of seductive sounds and make every call a tantalizing experience with PassionCell Networks. Get ready to ignite your senses and set your phone on fire! Introducing LustTunes Ringtones for Your Smartphone
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The Baffling World of Product Labels Decoding the Use of Everyday Items
Have you ever found yourself staring at a product label, scratching your head? Wondering if you missed the memo explaining it. Relax, you’re not alone. With retail prices going through the roof, manufacturers are struggling to find ways to enhance the value of their products. One way to do that is to find new, imaginative ways to use their products. Welcome to the wild world of confusing product labels, where Honey Pie Feminine Foaming Wash doubles as a brass tuba polisher, MegaMart’s Hemorrhoid Cream with Lidocaine becomes your go-to for window cleaning, and Original Velveeta Block Cheese can unclog drains. Join me as we navigate the labyrinth of product descriptions…
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