Ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed an honor to welcome today’s speaker, whose lifework embodies the very principles we try to pass on to each graduate crossing the stage here at Wexley-Hargrave University. As a distinguished Professor of Sociolinguistics, she specializes in idioms of North African-Balkan pidgin and cross-border political linguistics. Please join me in welcoming our 2025 commencement speaker,…
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Reelin’ in the Years – Part One Stowin' Away the Time
“Your everlasting summer you can see it fading fast So you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last Well you wouldn’t even know a diamond if you held it in your hand The things you think are precious I can’t understand” – Steely Dan, 1972 There was a time when photography was less about capturing a…
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The Ultimate Guide to the Worst Gift Ideas Or the Best, Depending on Your Sense of Humor
Ah, gift-giving! That delightful ritual of sharing love, affection, and wildly inappropriate items wrapped with care. We’ve all been there—teetering on the edge of decency, torn between buying a heartfelt gift and the irresistible urge to cause a little chaos. Well, dear readers, you’re about to dive headfirst into a catalogue of some of the most misguided gift ideas ever…
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Lost Memory Mambo and Other Favorites of the Infirm
I’m thrilled to announce that this month, I’m celebrating my seventy-fifth birthday! Now, I know what some of you are thinking: “Big deal. I’ve got socks older than that!” But for me, it’s still a milestone. I was born on June 24, 1949, the same day that Hopalong Cassidy rode into our living room for the first time inside a 12-inch…
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Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day Gag Gifts for the Guy Who Made You
Father’s Day is just around the corner, so it’s time to show Dad how much you care with a gift that’s as unique and special as he is. Whether he’s a fan of quirky gadgets, culinary delights, or just loves a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with an array of imaginative and hilarious gift ideas. Dive into these great…
