Dear [Employee Name], Allow me to reach out individually to shower you with the deepest gratitude and appreciation imaginable for your unparalleled loyalty, impeccable punctuality, flawless reliability, dazzling adaptability, peerless work ethic, crystal-clear communication skills, brilliant problem-solving ability, awe-inspiring teamwork, flexibility, boundlessly positive attitude, consummate professionalism, unceasing initiative, self-motivation, breathtaking emotional intelligence, outstanding interpersonal skills, unwavering integrity, accountability and above all your hard work over the past thirty-five years. Indeed, such magnificence has rarely graced our humble workplace. Truly, you are beyond compare! Nevertheless, it pains me deeply to dare utter these terribly cruel words: your performance during the past ten days has seen a sharp decline, one too severe,…
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Why Your Résumé Needs a Personality Disorder The Case for Tailoring, Tweaking, and Transforming Using ChatGPT
Back in the day, job hunting was a numbers game. You cranked out a halfway decent resume, sent it to as many companies as possible, and waited for the inevitable cycle: rejection, rejection, rejection, then accidental hire. Persistence was key. Originality was not. But today it’s a whole different ballgame. Technology has turned the job market into a digital gladiator arena. And, the gatekeeper to your dream job isn’t even human. It’s an algorithm. Applicant Tracking Systems (ATS) have been the norm for years, scanning resumes for keywords, filtering out the “unqualified,” and eliminating 75% of applicants before any human has the chance to be unimpressed. But fear not, job…
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Boredom Can Be Worse Than Watching Paint Dry The revolutionary discovery about why doing nothing is exhausting
January 22, 2025 By Andželko Ploščić, The Nevidljivi Glas Prijedor, Bosnia and Herzegovina Boredom has officially reached an existential crisis, according to the latest study that no one asked for. While everyone assumes boredom is just an annoying byproduct of being alive, researchers have now declared it the “black hole of human existence,” an emotional vacuum capable of sucking out joy faster than an awkward family dinner. Dr. Ljudmila Korić, a certified expert in Ambivalent Studies at the Institute of Mystical Research in Obrenovac, explained, “Boredom is not just a lack of activity. It’s a profound spiritual scream from your soul begging for anything remotely interesting. It’s as if your…
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Writers and Robots How to harness AI tools while staying authentic and original
If you’re a writer, you’ve probably heard the chatter: “Should writers use ChatGPT in their work? Is it cheating? If so, should my writing include disclaimers, informing readers that all or part of their work was produced using AI?” Long before artificial intelligence took center stage, my daily routine began with a cavalcade of helpful technology: an electric coffee maker that kickstarted my morning, followed by my electric toothbrush, microwave, refrigerator, and dishwasher. Once in my office, I sat down on my ergonomic chair, before my desktop computer featuring two panoramic screens, a Bluetooth keyboard, wireless mouse, voice-to-text software, text-to-speech readers, and a Wi-Fi extender—all geared toward efficiency and creativity.…
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When Words Are Cheap And the Writers Are Even Cheaper
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