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24 Ways to Stop Working When Falling from Grace Becomes the Ultimate Side Hustle
You’ve seen the ads. A guy standing next to an expensive sports car parked in front of a mansion that probably isn’t his, shouting about “Discover Passive Income Streams” and “The Secrets Billionaires Don’t Want You to Know.” Ridiculous, right? But here’s the thing. Those internet charlatans are nothing compared to the heavyweights of infamy, the fallen titans who’ve mastered the art of turning disgrace into a profitable side gig. Think Bernie Madoff hawking his “official” financial memorabilia or Harvey Weinstein launching a prison inmate fashion line: orange jumpsuits with sequins, diamond-encrusted handcuffs, and “#MeToo” embroidered slippers. It’s as if they’ve taken notes from every outlandish get-rich-quick campaign and decided…
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Mastering the Art of Public Speaking How to Deliver a Speech Without Questioning Your Life’s Choices
Oh my God, like, hi everyone! I’m, like, sooo stoked to be here today? Fer sure! And, like, I just have to ask, you know, like, has anyone ever totally freaked out at the idea of, like, speaking in front of a crowd? Especially, OMG, if it’s, like, your peers? I mean, seriously, talk about major panic vibes, right? So, like, here’s the thing. Public speaking is, like, one of the most rad skills ever? But, like, also totally terrifying? It’s, like, one of those things that’s, like, “Ugh, do I have to?” But, you know, it’s super crucial if you wanna, like, slay in the professional world. Whether you’re,…
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How to Ace Your Deadwood Interview with Confidence Confidence That Commands Attention
Hiring Manager (Miss Wellington-Coburn): Thank you for coming in to interview for the Solutions Specialist opening, Mr. Swearengen. My name is Miss Araminta Anastasia Constance Genevieve Ludovica Wellington-Coburn. I’m the hiring manager here at Deadwood Enterprises. Let me peel the onion and give you the lay of the land before we jump into the deep dive. We’ve got an open seat for a Level III Customer Solutions Specialist. A role where you’ll need to hit the ground running and be ready to swim with the sharks. You’ll be interfacing with our high-value clients across a variety of multi-media channels including email, voice, chat, videos, and social media. Essentially, you’re breaking…
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Teeth Before Tumors When Dental Coverage Outperforms Medical Plans
Good morning, my name is Dr. Algirdas Švenčionis, the Director of Medical Benefits, and I’m here to explain the recent changes to our HealthQuest Advantage Medical and Dental Plans here at Vaidoto Rėda Technologijos. I see from your personnel file that you’ve been with us for two consecutive months. Congratulations! That’s longer than most of our other employees. Now, let’s see how we can help you. Let’s start with the silver lining of our HealthQuest Advantage Dental Coverage. Preventive Care coverage with HealthQuest Advantage is the bright spot. It covers a plethora of preventive services that include full mouth reconstruction, bone grafting, maxillofacial surgery, and orthognathic surgery, among others. By…
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