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  • Woman screaming her lungs out
    All Entries,  Appearance,  Health,  Home Life,  Humor,  Medicine

    You Think You Have it Bad? Alien Hand Syndrome, Pica, Fish Odor Syndrome and other unusual maladies to make your life hell

    April 20, 2017

    If you’re one of those people who wake up in the morning complaining about “not feeling yourself” or are constantly hunting down new pimples and fighting back the hair in your ears, you could have bigger problems… Alien Hand Syndrome, for one. Here are six syndromes and disorders documented in the medical literature of unusual maladies that have made the…

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    Allen Smith
  • Young girl looking at her frizzy hair
    All Entries,  Appearance,  Humor,  Life and Death

    A Hairdresser’s Lament Things I learned (but will never repeat) in beauty school

    October 11, 2016

    While wrapping up the 1972 ski season, I met a male hairdresser who seemed to have everything I wanted: nice clothes, a new Porsche and lots of women. Wads of cash, thick hair on his chest, and lots of women. Socks with no holes, gleaming teeth and lots of women. But, what particularly impressed me was that he could afford…

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  • Five attractive women in their undergarments
    All Entries,  Appearance,  Health,  Weight Control

    Twelve Ways to Feel Healthy & Beautiful without Losing a Pound There's more to appearance than how you look

    July 5, 2016

    Imagine for a moment, that someone came up with a health and beauty scale that had nothing to do with how much you weigh or the way you look. How do you think you’d rate? Would you score a 10? Or, maybe a 5? More importantly, who would be the judge? Nearly everyone has chased their perfect image at one…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Appearance,  Fashion,  Humor

    Shenandoahs, Pixie Cuts and Afrobobs Wigs, eybrows, moustaches, mutton chops and comb overs... it's getting hairy out there

    April 11, 2016

    At the end of a haircut the other day, my barber asked, “Would you like me to touch up your eyebrows a bit?” “I don’t know,” I said. I never really thought about it. “Do they need it?” The mere fact that he asked means that they probably did. People don’t usually ask you, “Would you like an Altoid?” unless…

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    Allen Smith
  • Painting of British Admiral
    All Entries,  Appearance,  Business and Work,  Fashion,  Humor

    Just Call Me Admiral The secret to earning respect: uniforms for everyone!

    March 11, 2016

    Immediately after graduating from high school, I made a bold move – I enlisted in the Navy. Even though the Vietnam War was revving up, it seemed like the right thing to do. I was a prime target for the draft, I had no aspirations for higher education and more importantly, I was sorely in need of discipline and organization.…

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