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  • A girl bent over a couch going after the things she lost
    All Entries,  Home Life,  Humor

    Three Nickels, a Bent Paper Clip and Two Dead Flies Give me enough time and I can lose anything

    September 7, 2016

    I always enjoy my visits to Dr. Ramakrishna’s office. Not because I like going to the doctor, but because it’s the only chance I get to catch up on three-year-old issues of Amateur Pilot, Bow Hunters Magazine and Nursing Administration Quarterly. That’s where I ran across an article written for ADHD sufferers: “How to Stop Losing Things and Find Happiness.”…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Communication,  History,  Humor,  Technology

    Great Moments in Digital History Why didn't Pheidippides just send a tweet?

    August 18, 2016

    If you’ve ever run a marathon, then you’re probably familiar with how the grueling 26.2 mile event originated. According to myth, the race was originated by the Greek messenger, Pheidippides, the early version of FedEx. Dispatched from the front lines at the Battle of Marathon, Pheidippides ran non-stop to Athens, bursting into the assembly exclaiming, “Nenikékamen,” or, “We have won”…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Entertainment and Show Business,  Home Life,  Humor,  Romance

    You Can’t Compete with a Serial Killer How I lost to a ringer in The Dating Game

    August 11, 2016

    Barbara Tedesco was easily the hottest girl in my Poli Sci class. She was so hot, her aura screamed, “Don’t even bother to hit on me until you get your nose fixed, lose those ridiculous glasses and buy a new car.” So, when I ran into her several years later, I was surprised she remembered my name, let alone that…

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    Allen Smith
  • Parents and their newly adopted baby
    All Entries,  Family,  Health,  Humor

    Dealin’ Delbert’s Fine Used Babies The joy of shopping online for our discount baby

    August 11, 2016

    With the economy in the toilet for the third straight year, Matt and Kimberly Williams were beginning to doubt they’d ever be able to afford the large brood of babies they dreamed about while dating at Harvard. Matt lost his job as the Chief Financial Officer at Preston Porsche & Audi, while Kimberly was reduced to reading Tarot Cards in…

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    Allen Smith
  • Doctor Elmer Fudd out for a day of hunting wabbits
    All Entries,  Humor,  The Great Outdoors

    The Doctor Wiww See You Now Problems with voice and diction? Elmer Fudd to the wescue

    August 7, 2016

    After spending a week in the ICU, the only residual effect keeping me from returning to work was a minor pronunciation impediment, so my neurologist recommended I start working with a speech pathologist. Fortunately, one of the country’s top specialists worked right down the street. Being in the entertainment industry, I’d heard of the doctor and the valuable work he…

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    Allen Smith
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