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Swanson’s Swan Song Getting Even with the Culinary Crimes of the 1950s

August 21, 2024

Back in the 1950s, when product reviews were limited to the disgruntled rantings of family gatherings, there was no way to share your feedback with other consumers about popular convenience foods. There was no social media, and certainly no Martha Stewart to save you from risking your money and your health on culinary disasters that roamed the depths of your supermarket. In other words, you were on your own when deciding what to buy for your family. Fast forward to today, with the power of the Internet at my fingertips, I decided to finally get even for all my pain and suffering by penning a series of helpful, constructive reviews…

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Four Scores and Countless Metaphors Abraham Lincoln’s New Gettysburg Address

August 17, 2024

Abraham Lincoln wrote and delivered the Gettysburg Address on November 19, 1863, at the dedication of the Soldiers’ National Cemetery in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania during the American Civil War. The speech was intended to honor the soldiers who had died in the Battle of Gettysburg and to reaffirm the principles of liberty and equality that the United States was founded upon. Lincoln is known to have drafted the speech himself. And therein lay the problems. Lincoln’s Original Gettysburg Address “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we…

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Employment is a Full-Time Job For every job, there is an inverse relationship between its potential earnings and the happiness it brings
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The Triple Nipple Club Having two nipples is so passe... How about three nipples, an extra penis or two vaginas?
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In-N-Out of the Womb And Is He Ever Pissed About Being Born

August 6, 2024

Alright, everyone, listen up! I’m one year old today, and I want to thank all of you for coming. But, I’ve got some serious complaints about this whole “being born” thing. You think it’s all cute and cuddly? Well, I’ve got news for you. From day one, it’s been a total dumpster fire. First of all, those nine months in the womb? Everyone makes it sound like some cozy little paradise. Yeah, right. It was cramped, wet, dark, and boring as hell. The so-called warmth and comfort were like living in a tiny, overheated shoebox filled with old motor oil. And the space? The more I grew, it felt like…

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Riddles and Enigmas Deciphering the World of Job Interview Questions
January 20, 2024

You Think You Have it Bad? Alien Hand Syndrome, Pica, Fish Odor Syndrome and other unusual maladies to make your life hell
April 20, 2017

A Foley Artist Reveals His Secrets Double punching a roasted chicken with a rubber kitchen glove: a new art is born
April 20, 2017
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Paws and Reflect Dewie's Honest Critique of My Cat-Parenting Skills

August 2, 2024

Are you thinking about bringing a new feline friend into your home? Mornings with gentle purrs and evenings with the soothing presence of a curled-up companion? The joys and responsibilities of owning a cat can be an unforgettable blend of charm and companionship. But cats can also be demanding. They need constant attention, proper nutrition, and a stimulating home environment. Over time, new cat owners need to learn how to interpret their silent language – a flick of the tail, a slow blink of contentment, or insistent meowing at dinnertime. Even their litter box can be a big part of cat ownership. Together, the routine of feeding, grooming, and playing…

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Burmese Python — It’s What’s for Dinner! Large Asian serpents join feral hogs, swamp rats and maggots on restaurant menus
August 4, 2021
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Teeth Before Tumors When Dental Coverage Outperforms Medical Plans

July 30, 2024

Good morning, my name is Dr. Algirdas Švenčionis, the Director of Medical Benefits, and I’m here to explain the recent changes to our HealthQuest Advantage Medical and Dental Plans here at Vaidoto Rėda Technologijos. I see from your personnel file that you’ve been with us for two consecutive months. Congratulations! That’s longer than most of our other employees. Now, let’s see how we can help you. Let’s start with the silver lining of our HealthQuest Advantage Dental Coverage. Preventive Care coverage with HealthQuest Advantage is the bright spot. It covers a plethora of preventive services that include full mouth reconstruction, bone grafting, maxillofacial surgery, and orthognathic surgery, among others. By…

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