The Toadspit Gazette February 7, 2025 By Percival H. Greeblethorpe Published by The Toadspit Gazette Toadspit, Nebraska In an unprecedented move designed to either streamline government operations or confuse everyone involved, the Trump administration has announced the formation of the Bureau of Energy, Housing, and Livestock Stability—a fusion of the Department of Energy and the Department of Housing and Urban…
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White House Lawncare Declares Independence Grass Left to Its Own Devices Amid Government Shutdowns
The Spudville Gazette February 7, 2025 By Hiram Thaddeus Greeble Published by The Spudville Gazette Spudville, Nebraska In a historic decision that left horticulturists scratching their heads and squirrels questioning their life choices, President Donald J Trump, following an unprecedented spree of shutting down the DOS, DOT, DOD, DOJ, DOI, USDA, DOC, DOL, HHS, HUD, DOT, DOE, ED, VA, DHS,…
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Trump’s Tactical Towel Toss A Gesture of Goodwill or a Missed Shot at Empathy?
The Prairie Gazette Press Release February 5, 2025 By Obadiah Claggett The Prairie Gazette Broken Fork, Nebraska In what can only be described as a “historically unprecedented combination of arm strength and public relations,” footage of President Donald Trump tossing paper towels into a crowd of hurricane survivors in Puerto Rico has once again resurfaced, igniting the same level of…
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President Donald J Trump Commemorative Inaugural Medallions Cheeto-in-Chief, these are incredible!
Folks, listen up because I’ve got something here that’s absolutely tremendous. Unbelievable, folks. Unbelievable. People are talking about it, and I mean, many, many people, they’re saying, “Cheeto-in-Chief, this is incredible. This is history.” And you know what? They’re right! I’m talking about the most incredible, most luxurious, most exclusive President Donald J Trump Commemorative Inaugural Medallions ever made. You’ve…
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Urgent YEEHAW Press Release
The Raccoon Fork Tribune The Alarming Rise of Yawning Exacerbation and Exhalation Hiccup Anomaly (YEEHAW) January 30, 2025 By Buford Elmer Crutchfield Published by The Raccoon Fork Tribune Raccoon Fork, Iowa In what experts are calling “a condition of mild to moderate inconvenience,” a new neurological phenomenon has taken the world—well, at least parts of Raccoon Fork—by storm. Yawning Exacerbation…
