January 22, 2025 By Bogdan Slodovich The Snipec Almanac Snipec, Serbia In a revelation shaking the very porcelain foundations of retail anthropology, a baffling trend has emerged: customers experiencing sudden and urgent calls of nature while shopping for bathroom fixtures in hardware stores. This groundbreaking and wildly confusing report has left experts scratching their heads, or possibly other areas, depending on their theories. Dr. Aloysius Blonk from the University of Dubious Sciences in Bratislava posited, “It’s a condition we call Retail-Induced Gastrointestinal Synchronicity Syndrome (RIGSS). The moment a shopper gazes upon a glistening commode, their intestinal neurons harmonize with the plumbing’s metaphorical ‘flush.’ I believe this is a primal survival…