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  • All Entries,  Health,  Leisure and Sports,  Medicine,  Memoir,  The Great Outdoors

    The Marathon Miracle Or, how to train for a marathon without running a mile

    March 23, 2019

    It’s 6:15 in the morning and the pavement is flying beneath me. With each stride through the dark, frosty morning, I’m gobbling up yards of San Vicente Boulevard as I head for the final stretch back to the office.  Even though I’m cold and clammy, there’s a certain exhilaration knowing that there aren’t many others up at this hour, let…

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  • All Entries,  Humor,  Leisure and Sports,  The Great Outdoors

    New Rules for Deer and Elk Hunting Season! How new rules put deer and elk on an even keel with their hunters

    September 11, 2016

    It’s late summer and before you know it, our national forests will once again be teeming with overweight, beer-guzzling, middle-aged men bonding with their offspring, engaged in an annual wilderness right of passage: deer and elk hunting season. Across the United States, there have always been three traditional hunting seasons: muzzleloader and archery followed by high-power rifle season. Short of…

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  • Doctor Elmer Fudd out for a day of hunting wabbits
    All Entries,  Humor,  The Great Outdoors

    The Doctor Wiww See You Now Problems with voice and diction? Elmer Fudd to the wescue

    August 7, 2016

    After spending a week in the ICU, the only residual effect keeping me from returning to work was a minor pronunciation impediment, so my neurologist recommended I start working with a speech pathologist. Fortunately, one of the country’s top specialists worked right down the street. Being in the entertainment industry, I’d heard of the doctor and the valuable work he…

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  • The Three Stooges playing golf
    All Entries,  Entertainment and Show Business,  Humor,  Leisure and Sports,  The Great Outdoors

    Golf Course Thugs The subtlties of contact golf, pilfering balls and napalming fairways

    June 11, 2016

    I love sports. And, considering there isn’t an athletic gene in my entire family, I manage to do pretty well at anything I decide to try – except golf. Looking back, I’m not really sure why I took up golf in the first place. It’s the one sport that, the harder I tried, the worse I got. I was in…

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  • Sarah Will in racing uniform
    All Entries,  Health,  Leisure and Sports,  Medicine,  The Great Outdoors

    Sarah’s Will What happens when you pit a strong-willed athlete with catastrophe? Gold medal success, of course

    January 22, 2016

    Anyone who’s gone through a life-changing event will tell you that transformations do not always happen for the worse. Sometimes, what may seem to be a catastrophic turn of events can end up reshaping your entire reason for being. In December of 1988, Sarah Will was a jubilant, attractive college graduate working as a carpenter in Aspen, Colorado. On her…

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