By Archie Bunker abunker@vaildaily.com Awright, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this so-called “spring skiing” in Colorada. First off, I don’t know who the hell decided that slush and sunshine make for a good time on a mountain, but apparently, all the meatheads out here think wearin’ tutus and Hawaiian shirts while slidin’ down a hill is some kinda cultural experience. Ain’t that a kick? Now wait just a minute, I ain’t sayin’ the whole thing’s bunkerbunk — the good old days had their fair share of spring slope shenanigans, too. But back then, we didn’t need no DJs, no “Party Grass,” and we sure as hell didn’t need some guy…
