A frog walks into a bank. He goes up to a bank teller who has a little name tag on as they usually do. On it, it says “Patricia Whack.” So, the frog asks her, “Can I get a loan? “Well, I don’t know,” she says. “you’re a frog.” “Well, I know, but I still want a loan.” “What’s your name?” “Kermit” “You’re not Mr. Frog?” “No, no, no. My mother’s a frog so she named me Kermit. Mick Jagger is my father, so I’m named Kermit Jagger. Anyway, I want a $30,000 loan for a new lily pad” “Well you can’t get a loan. I mean, what do you…
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Legends of the Turntable Five Albums That Rocked the '70s World
Do you remember what you were doing in 1977? The kind of car were driving, or the name of the person you were dating? Or maybe you weren’t even a twinkle in your parents’ eyes yet, and your most rock ‘n’ roll experience to date involves streaming classic hits on your smartphone. Well, buckle up, because, through the wonders of ChatGPT, we’re diving headfirst into the era of shag carpets, disco balls, and some of the most unforgettable classic rock albums of all time. We’re talking about a time when Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours was the soundtrack for every heartbreak, Pink Floyd’s The Wall provided the backdrop for philosophical musings, the…
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Introducing Ozempic Chewable Gummies® for Kids A Sweet Leap Forward in Pediatric Healthcare
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE February 11, 2024 In an unprecedented move that combines the rigor of science with the joy of candy, GlobexPharma® is thrilled to announce the launch of Ozempic Chewable Gummies for Kids®, a groundbreaking prescription treatment designed to combat obesity in children aged 1 to 5 years. This novel formulation not only tastes like a treat but also packs a powerful punch against the scales, making medicine time the highlight of the day! Decades of Delicious Research After a spirited and scrumptious 20-year research voyage, during which more than 5,000 children across a kaleidoscope of communities tasted, tested, and triumphed, our chewable gummies are ready to hit the…
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Thumbs in the Vault – Part One The Siskel & Ebert Reviews You Weren't Meant to See
In the golden era of film criticism, two names stood as giants among mere mortals: Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert. These American film critics became household names through their groundbreaking show, “At the Movies with Siskel and Ebert,” which aired from 1982 to 1986. Known for their spirited debates, razor-sharp wit, and their iconic “Thumbs Up” or “Thumbs Down” rating system, Siskel and Ebert didn’t just review movies. They skewered them, transcending all other traditional forms of entertainment. However, not all of the treasures from the Siskel and Ebert vault were shared with the public. Amidst their televised critiques lies a trove of what can only be described as “The…
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Thumbs in the Vault – Part Two The Siskel & Ebert Reviews You Weren't Meant to See
In Part One of Thumbs in the Vault – The Siskel & Ebert Reviews You Weren’t Meant to See we enjoyed our first chance to read some of the film reviews by Siskel and Ebert that mysteriously “vanished” and were never shown on television. Here, in Part Two, I’ll share with you eight of their more controversial reviews. Reviews that some postulate the reason why they were “lost” and never seen by the public. I’ll see you at the movies! The Little Mermaid Hello. I’m Gene Siskel from the Chicago Tribune, along with Roger Ebert from the Chicago Sun-Times, and you’re “At the Movies with Siskel and Ebert.” Today, we’re…
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