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  • Man staring into camera while wearing makeup
    All Entries,  Appearance,  Home Life,  Humor

    Urban Manouflage A man tries lipstick, eyeliner and Radiance Wonder Glow... and lives to talk about it

    November 23, 2017

    Three days after my divorce was final, I decided to get back into the game. I’d been single long enough. “Well, if you’re going to start dating again, you had better do something about the way you look,” complained my brother. He had a point. I looked old and tired. Well beyond my years. And, while I’ve always considered my…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Education,  Family,  Home Life,  Humor,  Medicine

    Monkey in a Pink Canoe Why parents refuse to talk about the birds and the bees

    November 11, 2017

    “Where did I come from?” asked Shadrach as we pulled up to his football game at Fleigenbaum Field. Having never been married, I thought I’d be exempt from ever having to discuss the birds and the bees with a 6-year-old quarterback, so I never put much thought into what I’d say if asked. Looks like I was going to have…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Communication,  Entertainment and Show Business,  Health,  History,  Home Life,  Humor,  Life and Death,  Medicine

    The Golden Era of Cigarette Ads When cigarette smoking, big tobacco and lung cancer were cool

    October 22, 2017

    When Sir Walter Raleigh helped to popularize tobacco during the 16th century, he probably had no idea that he would be responsible for cigarette ads; one of the largest and most profitable advertising campaigns in the history of Madison Avenue. Campaigns that would see a single product go from lifestyle enhancement to a pariah of the medical community within a…

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    Allen Smith
  • Two sexy, middle-aged women lounging on the floor
    All Entries,  Family,  Home Life,  Humor,  Romance

    Speed Dating Cougars, MILFs and Chihuahuas Scoring the woman of your dreams from your Barcalounger and iPhone

    September 11, 2017

    Ten minutes after my divorce was final, I decided that I’d waited long enough to go looking for the woman of my dreams. Or, at least the next woman of my dreams. It was time for speed dating. I heard from my friends that dating in the 21st Century might be a tad different than I remember it. Guys don’t…

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    Allen Smith
  • An old woman screaming for her life
    All Entries,  Family,  Health,  Home Life,  Humor,  Life and Death,  Medicine

    Watching Grandma Circle the Drain Alkaline hydrolysis: the latest way to get rid of a dead body

    July 26, 2017

    There’s only so many ways you can get rid of a dead body. Regardless of how it got that way – stabbed, shot, bludgeoned, run over by a truck, pummeled, poisoned, choked, tossed off a building or just withered from old age – its final demise has to be handled with care. Up until recently, you only had two choices.…

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    Allen Smith
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