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    Help on the Home Front On television, there’s always an easy, happy ending to alcoholism. Ah, if it were only that way in real life.

    October 11, 2017

    The scene opens with a small, emotional group of family and friends huddled around the struggling alcoholic about to perform an intervention – a showdown of sorts – aimed at helping the afflicted change their ways. After an hour, the tears flow, everyone hugs each other and the alcoholic makes a miraculous recovery. On television, there’s always an easy, happy…

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    Allen Smith
  • Two sexy, middle-aged women lounging on the floor
    All Entries,  Family,  Home Life,  Humor,  Romance

    Speed Dating Cougars, MILFs and Chihuahuas Scoring the woman of your dreams from your Barcalounger and iPhone

    September 11, 2017

    Ten minutes after my divorce was final, I decided that I’d waited long enough to go looking for the woman of my dreams. Or, at least the next woman of my dreams. It was time for speed dating. I heard from my friends that dating in the 21st Century might be a tad different than I remember it. Guys don’t…

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    Allen Smith
  • An old woman screaming for her life
    All Entries,  Family,  Health,  Home Life,  Humor,  Life and Death,  Medicine

    Watching Grandma Circle the Drain Alkaline hydrolysis: the latest way to get rid of a dead body

    July 26, 2017

    There’s only so many ways you can get rid of a dead body. Regardless of how it got that way – stabbed, shot, bludgeoned, run over by a truck, pummeled, poisoned, choked, tossed off a building or just withered from old age – its final demise has to be handled with care. Up until recently, you only had two choices.…

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    Allen Smith
  • Adam and Eve are expelled from the Garden of Eden
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    Expelled from Match.com! Tips for scoring hot chicks on internet dating sites... just before they pull your plug

    June 16, 2017

    Last year I enrolled at Match.com using the pen name of “MrMarvelous” just to see if there was anyone out there as desperate as I was to meet their perfect mate. After blowing off an entire day’s work perusing the women within 100 miles of my zip code, seven major metropolises and all of the neighborhoods I’ve ever lived, it…

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    Allen Smith
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    Better Shoe Fitting through Science The Adrian Pedoscope: a new way to fit shoes

    April 20, 2017

    During the 1940s, people were concerned about their feet. Mothers, fathers – even the U.S. Army. As a result, the guardian of modern foot care was born – the “Adrian X-ray Shoe Fitting Machine.” A Star is Born Although there are a number of conflicting stories about its origin, the first x-ray shoe fitting machine has generally been attributed to…

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    Allen Smith
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