Skip to content
Allen R Smith

Award-winning ChatGPT Humor Writer

  • Home
  • Writing Services
  • My Books
  • Blog
  • Gallery
  • My Favorite Writers
  • Reviews
  • Testimonials
  • About Me
  • Contact
  • Home
  • Writing Services
  • My Books
  • Blog
  • Gallery
  • My Favorite Writers
  • Reviews
  • Testimonials
  • About Me
  • Contact
  • Man jumping over a line of screaming babies
    All Entries,  Business and Work,  Crime and Justice,  Family,  History,  Home Life,  Humor

    Customs, Laws and Faux Pas A short history of burps, sneezing, sex with porcupines

    February 21, 2017

    Have you ever wondered why when an infant burps after their morning bottle we all think it’s so cute? Yet, forty years later, the same guy belching after his eighteenth tallboy is absolutely disgusting? Why does a case of unbridled hiccups crack up everyone at the dinner table, but a well-placed air biscuit can clear the room? Like most other…

    Read More
    Allen Smith Allen Smith
  • Teams competing in tug o war during the summer Olympics
    All Entries,  History,  Humor,  Leisure and Sports

    Olympic Sports that Never Quite Made the Grade Lawn bowling, hot air ballooning, live pidgeo shooting and other sports that will never see the light of day

    December 7, 2016

    Even if you don’t like sports, it was hard not to get excited about the Summer Olympics. The pageantry, the colorful uniforms and swapping pins with spectators from all over the world make it a must-see event. But, they didn’t start out that way. The original competitions have expanded from six simple feats of strength to more than 26 individual…

    Read More
    Allen Smith Allen Smith
  • Cowboy sitting on horseback screaming
    All Entries,  Business and Work,  Entertainment and Show Business,  History,  Humor,  Technology

    The Wilhelm Scream A good Hollywood scream is hard to find; unless you know where to look

    December 7, 2016

    In the early days of the film industry, it was hard to find a good scream. Before the invention of sound bites, directors who needed a blood-curdling shriek from actors often got rather paltry sounding yelps. That is, until Private Wilhelm entered the scene. In the 1951 war classic Distant Drums, a soldier is dragged under water by an alligator…

    Read More
    Allen Smith Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Communication,  History,  Humor,  Technology

    Great Moments in Digital History Why didn't Pheidippides just send a tweet?

    August 18, 2016

    If you’ve ever run a marathon, then you’re probably familiar with how the grueling 26.2 mile event originated. According to myth, the race was originated by the Greek messenger, Pheidippides, the early version of FedEx. Dispatched from the front lines at the Battle of Marathon, Pheidippides ran non-stop to Athens, bursting into the assembly exclaiming, “Nenikékamen,” or, “We have won”…

    Read More
    Allen Smith Allen Smith
  • Entering Intercourse, PA
    All Entries,  Education,  History,  Humor

    Intercourse and Horneytown Great places to live besides Looneyville, Wetwang or Goosepimple Junction

    May 11, 2016

    Whether you live in a small town or a large city, where you ultimately plant your feet has a lot to say about who you are. Some people choose to live in places like Wetwang, England because they work there. Others have deep rooted family trees in Looneyville, Minnesota. And what high-powered executive wouldn’t jump at the chance to get…

    Read More
    Allen Smith Allen Smith
 Older Posts
Newer Posts 
Copyright 2025-2026 Except as permitted by the copyright law applicable to you, you may not reproduce or communicate any of the content on this website, including files downloadable from this website, without the permission of the copyright owner.
Savona Theme by Optima Themes