Original Premise: Goodfellas (1990) – “As Far Back as I Can Remember…” Henry Hill’s opening monologue, set to Tony Bennett’s Rags to Riches, paired with the famous freeze-frame of a man being executed, perfectly sets the tone for this mob classic. Opening Scene A dark, narrow road at night. A car speeds along, headlights cutting through the blackness. Inside, three…
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Moses and the Liquid Traffic Jam A story of faith water management and unprecedented crowd control
Original Premise: The Ten Commandments (1956) – The Parting of the Red Sea Moses raising his staff and commanding the Red Sea to part, creating towering walls of water for the Israelites to escape Pharaoh’s army, is one of the most awe-inspiring moments in cinematic history. Opening Scene The sun blazes down upon the desert. The Israelites stand at the…
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No Country for Old Hemorrhoids A tale of coin tosses tense stares and hemorrhoid cream
Original Premise: No Country for Old Men (2007) – The Coin Toss Javier Bardem’s Anton Chigurh calmly forcing a gas station clerk to gamble his life on a coin flip is psychological suspense at its peak. Opening Scene A dusty gas station in the middle of nowhere. A single neon sign flickers overhead, the letter “O” in “Open” is hanging…
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Ape Ape and Away One giant monkey one big apple
Original Premise: King Kong (1933) – Kong vs. the Biplanes Perched atop the Empire State Building, Kong swats at attacking planes before tumbling to his death, a tragic ending to cinema’s first great monster love story. Opening Scene The Empire State Building looms against the night sky, its lights flickering from the sheer amount of screaming, panicking people running below.…
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The Ex-Terminator He said he’d be back he was and now there’s a huge mess
Original Premise: The Terminator (1984) – “I’ll Be Back” Arnold Schwarzenegger’s T-800 calmly assesses a police station before uttering the now-legendary catchphrase and returning moments later to obliterate everything in sight. Opening Scene A dimly lit police station, buzzing with the sound of ringing phones, clacking typewriters, and officers making coffee strong enough to dissolve metal. Desks are cluttered with…
