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    The Wiggle, the Wobble, and the Wink Crime Solving Through Body Language

    December 31, 2023

    Have you ever wondered how an FBI agent can walk into a room and immediately nail the bad guy? It’s not just intuition—it’s mastery of body language, a secret weapon in the high-stakes game of cat and mouse. Agents are trained to decipher the subtle nuances of gestures, postures, and expressions that betray criminal suspects’ innermost feelings. This article, “The…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Animals,  Crime and Justice,  Home Life,  Humor,  Pets and Animals

    Edgar’s Last Lick A Dewie the Cat Investigation

    December 28, 2023

    It was 2 AM, and the phone rang, jolting me out of my dreams. With a voice as smooth as silk and as steady as a heartbeat, I introduced myself. “Cat. Dewie the Cat.” On the other end of the line, Detective Hull, sounding as weary as ever, said, “Dewie, we need you.” That’s all it took. I was up,…

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  • All Entries,  Appearance,  Business and Work,  Crime and Justice,  Health,  Humor,  Medicine

    From Scalpels to Gavels The Supreme Court's Reshaping of Cosmetic Surgery

    December 10, 2023

    The United States Supreme Court today has dramatically altered the course of American healthcare and individual liberties by banning all forms of cosmetic surgery nationwide. This landmark ruling, emerging in the wake of the divisive Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization case, signals a seismic shift in the intersection of medical practice, personal choice, and legal governance. The new Medina…

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  • All Entries,  Crime and Justice,  Entertainment and Show Business,  Humor

    From Woodstock to the Witness Stand Unveiling the Truth Behind Rocky the Flying Squirrel's Alleged Drug Activity

    July 5, 2023

    “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off” — Gloria Steinem The entertainment industry was rocked this week when Rocky the Flying Squirrel was arrested and put on trial for distributing “questionable” tabs of LSD at the infamous Woodstock Music Festival from August 15–18, 1969. Even though it’s been 54 years since the alleged incident, many baby boomer…

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  • All Entries,  Business and Work,  Crime and Justice,  Crime and Punishment,  Writing and Publishing

    The Secrets Behind Writing Riveting Television Screenplays You too can become filthy rich by crafting exciting police, courtroom, and crime scene investigation television dramas

    August 19, 2021

    Prosecutor: “You killed her, didn’t you!” Defendant: “No, no. I’m innocent.” Prosecutor: “Admit it. Your DNA was all over the maid!” Defendant: “Alright, alright. I did it. Now, please. Let go of my throat.” There’s no secret to writing riveting screenplays for television. I should know. I’ve written thousands of them. From Naked Homicide and The Streets of Wichita, Kansas…

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