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  • Adam and Eve are expelled from the Garden of Eden
    All Entries,  Home Life,  Humor,  Romance

    Expelled from Match.com! Tips for scoring hot chicks on internet dating sites... just before they pull your plug

    June 16, 2017

    Last year I enrolled at Match.com using the pen name of “MrMarvelous” just to see if there was anyone out there as desperate as I was to meet their perfect mate. After blowing off an entire day’s work perusing the women within 100 miles of my zip code, seven major metropolises and all of the neighborhoods I’ve ever lived, it…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Business and Work,  Communication,  Humor,  Life and Death

    I’m Mad as Hell and I’m Not Going to Interview Anymore Or, what’s gone wrong with the current job search process?

    June 12, 2017

    I’ve dropped out of the job market. I give up. I’m not retired. And it’s not that I don’t need the money anymore. I do. But I need intro-cranial bleeding, high blood pressure, and assaults on my dignity a lot less. So, I’ve adopted Howard Beale’s 1976 rant from “Network:” I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take…

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    Allen Smith
  • Voluptuous young girls sucks on a popsicle
    All Entries,  Business and Work,  Family,  Food & Recipes,  History,  Humor

    The Popsicle Story Eppsicles, fudgesicles and popsicles: the true story behind the frozen treats

    May 2, 2017

    As luck would have it, some of the best inventions that are part of our lives actually happened by accident. Who could possibly imagine going through a day without Kool-Aid, penicillin, microwave ovens, ice cream cones, Post it notes, potato chips, Super Glue, Slinkies or heaven forbid… no Popsicles? The Cold Start of a Legend The Popsicle was “invented” in…

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    Allen Smith
  • Snake oil salesman touting his wares
    All Entries,  Business and Work,  Crime and Punishment,  Health,  Humor,  Technology

    Great Achievements in Medical Fraud How the foot operated breast enlarger and Recto Rotor revolutionized medicine

    April 20, 2017

    If you were diagnosed at the turn of the century with lumbago, puking fever, black vomit, consumption, decrepitude, falling sickness, milk leg, ship fever, softening of the brain, St. Vitas dance, trench mouth, dropsy or heaven forbid, dyscrasy then you were in big trouble. Not only did the “modern” medical community misunderstand most of these diseases, they were also clueless…

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    Allen Smith
  • Man and woman pose with their flea circus
    All Entries,  Animals,  Business and Work,  Entertainment and Show Business,  Humor,  Leisure and Sports,  Pets and Animals

    You Can’t Teach an Old Flea New Tricks Fleas and the casting couch... the birth of the entertainment industry

    April 20, 2017

    If you’ve ever tried breaking into show business, you know how hard it can be. There are countless auditions, disappointments and the relentless competition from other actors. Maybe you should try it as a flea! The Birth of the Entertainment Industry Records of the earliest flea circuses date back to 14th Century Asia, but they didn’t hit their apex in…

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    Allen Smith
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