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    Putting Lipstick on a Pig* How to avoid getting thrown under the bus while getting your ducks in a row

    May 31, 2019

    As someone who’s written professionally for a number of years, I always try to avoid euphemisms, choosing vernacular the average businessman or woman understands. Instead of going back to the drawing board for each game plan, I like to hit the ground running by thinking outside of the box. I’ll usually begin by going after customer-centric, low-hanging fruit, getting my…

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  • All Entries,  Business and Work,  Family,  Home Life,  Life and Death

    I’m 70 Years Old, Unemployed and a Complete Success Success usually has little to do with how much money you make

    April 15, 2019

    “Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.” — Zig Ziglar I’ll never forget the beginning of Jack Nicholson’s award-winning film, “About Schmidt.” It opened with a…

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  • All Entries,  Health,  Leisure and Sports,  Medicine,  Memoir,  The Great Outdoors

    The Marathon Miracle Or, how to train for a marathon without running a mile

    March 23, 2019

    It’s 6:15 in the morning and the pavement is flying beneath me. With each stride through the dark, frosty morning, I’m gobbling up yards of San Vicente Boulevard as I head for the final stretch back to the office.  Even though I’m cold and clammy, there’s a certain exhilaration knowing that there aren’t many others up at this hour, let…

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    What’s Gone Wrong with Our Hiring Practices And what we can do to fix them

    March 21, 2019

    Two years ago, I decided to make a bold move: I attempted to switch from the competitive world of freelance writing to an in-house writing position. Who knows? Maybe the Atlantic or the New Yorker were looking for another polished writer to wow their readers. After years of beating the bushes and competing with other cutthroat freelancers who undercut each…

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    Are You Feeling Lucky? 13 ways to improve your chances of enjoying good luck

    March 11, 2019

    One of the most infamous scenes in cinematic history belongs to Clint Eastwood in the 1971 blockbuster, Dirty Harry. Who can forget the smarmy, squirming silhouette of Andrew Robinson facing down the barrel of Eastwood’s 44 magnum as Dirty Harry utters, “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” While few of us…

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