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  • Hawaiian man holding a gigantic rat
    All Entries,  Family,  Home Life,  Humor,  Pets and Animals

    Don Ho Versus the Rats The rats, geckos, lizards, snakes, spiders and toads of Waikiki

    July 11, 2016

    From the moment my brother invited me to visit him on the north shore of Oahu, all I could think about was the fragrance of Hibiscus wafting through the evening air, miles of white sand beaches, steel guitar and ukulele music and papayas growing in the front yard. What I hadn’t thought about were the rats. Besides being home to…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Health,  Humor

    The Vampire Will See You Now The art and science of phlebotomy

    July 7, 2016

    I can’t stand the sight of blood. I’m not too wild about vomit or feces, either, but I’ve managed to evade both by steering clear of retirement homes and small children. So, when it came time to train as a phlebotomist, I surprised everyone. Including myself. I’d always wanted to be a vampire. I was enrolled in a graduate program…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Education,  Humor

    The Scourge of Notre Dame Attending Catholic school is like getting accepted for SEAL training when you’re 14 years old

    July 7, 2016

    “I will not throw chalk at Nathan Pickler’s head. I will not throw chalk at Nathan Pickler’s head. I will not throw chalk at Nathan Pickler’s head.” And so on and so on. I was one step closer to becoming the scourge of Notre Dame. After cutting up and looking for ways to continually push the envelope, you’d think that…

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    Allen Smith
  • Five attractive women in their undergarments
    All Entries,  Appearance,  Health,  Weight Control

    Twelve Ways to Feel Healthy & Beautiful without Losing a Pound There's more to appearance than how you look

    July 5, 2016

    Imagine for a moment, that someone came up with a health and beauty scale that had nothing to do with how much you weigh or the way you look. How do you think you’d rate? Would you score a 10? Or, maybe a 5? More importantly, who would be the judge? Nearly everyone has chased their perfect image at one…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Health,  Home Life,  Humor,  Weight Control

    New Horizons in Weight Control The secret to losing weight... without ever going on a diet

    June 12, 2016

    During one of my recent nocturnal online shopping trips, I came across a number of great new products designed for weight control. Well, they hadn’t actually become products yet, but were still in the “figment of someone’s imagination” phase – based enough in reality to have been issued patents, but still miles away from seeing the light of day. I…

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    Allen Smith
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