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    The Worst Thing About the Pandemic And why it's so hard to do your laundry

    April 24, 2021

    I know, I know. In the midst of a lethal pandemic where scores of Covid-19 patients are struggling for their lives, it seems pathetically small of me to focus on something like how I can’t wash my clothes using my apartment building’s coin-operated machines. But it isn’t just about staying springtime fresh. In the immortal words of Wash Hogwallop, finding…

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    Allen Smith
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    The Camino Curse How a gallon of red wine and too much free time can spell disaster

    January 16, 2021

    Long before lassoing our first girlfriends and wives, Saturday nights were reserved for “the boys” and were always tough to fill. Oh sure, we could have gone to the movies or played miniature golf, but what would be the point of that? What kind of memories would we create by spending an entire evening at the Rivoli Theater or the…

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    Allen Smith
  • All Entries,  Business and Work,  Humor,  Memoir

    Adventures in Shoe Sales The truth about what goes on behind the scenes at Thom McCan's

    January 9, 2021

    By the summer of ’69, I was broke. Despite working every conceivable, worthless dead-end job, from counting ball bearings to baking “surprise-filled” doughnuts for the First Baptist Church of Van Nuys, I had absolutely nothing to show for my efforts. I was twenty years old, fresh out of the Navy, and ready to start my college education at Los Angeles…

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    Allen Smith
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    Is Freelancing for You? How to decide if working for yourself is the right step to take

    September 26, 2020

    When I was a kid growing up in Southern California, my job search was only limited by the number of interviews I could get to on my bicycle or skateboard. A few years later, that expanded to how far I was willing to drive in my VW bug. When the Internet blew the top off of the job market in…

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    Fun with Maandhata, Sandeep or Radhakrishna Or, how to stop telemarketers from calling you at 2:00 a.m.

    September 18, 2020

    I met a lady a couple of years ago through an online dating service and thought she might be worth investing in some, male enhancement drugs from one of the online Canadian pharmacies. Just in case I needed them. I had no suspicions that I would, but it’s like loading a gun. The best time to do it is before…

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    Allen Smith
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